24
So I spent my 24th birthday yesterday, and contrary to popular belief, I did not spend it in a bar overflowing with alcohol and with wild and willing half-dressed women swaying wildly to Rod Stewart’s “Hot Legs” to excite my overly drunk friends. As awesome as that mental picture is, that did not happen. I, however, blew 600 bucks for assloads of pizza that tasted like cardboard.
Anyway, I spent half of my day doing what I usually do: going online and pissing the hell off Mikey “Fucking” Villar, flooding his YM with stuff like “YOU STUPET MAKE AN ATROCITIES ALREADY YOU FAGGORT”. And totally ignoring his replies of “Fuck you man I’m busy pretending to be working and sex chatting with Helga why don’t you just curl up and die already you sneaky snake.”
Yeah I live an exciting life like that.
Ah, yes, I also spent the second half of my day running around The Block with Nikki. But I shall not bore you with the details of that date, because this isn’t Live Journal and all. I just wanna say I had the best birthday gift of ‘em all:

The card, not Nikki.
In fact, this birthday is so awesome I give it a rating of 5 Devil David Hasselhoffs trying to win my soul for some pizza:



















Happy birthday Ade.
Whoah! happy birthday dude! :D
haha.. kulit.. kool aid :D
mas idol pa rin si chona kase ibang klaseng patawa, di trying hard di pa mayabang
Belated happy birthday Ade! :)
Did you handpick your H-date banner? Herpes dating! haha. Good one.
Happy Birthday.
yeah oo nga, san mo napulot un? ang wirdo nung banner, herpes-dating..
belated happy birthday to you!
Hope you enjoyed your day despite the pizza! Whereabouts did you buy it from anyway?
[quote comment="35354"]mas idol pa rin si chona kase ibang klaseng patawa, di trying hard di pa mayabang[/quote]
Whatever, man. if you don’t like my blog, you can fuck off.
[quote comment="35493"]Hope you enjoyed your day despite the pizza! Whereabouts did you buy it from anyway?[/quote]
Ah. Jugno’s Monster Pizza.
Yay, Dowmeng has a blog, yay. And I dont know why they do, but I start calling you Sneaky Snake, too. You faggort.
Happy Birthday! Don’t let the hat0rs and the spamm0rs getcha down. Sneaky Snake FTW!
yellow cab pizza? was it? lol. cardboard pizza. hemingways, happy birthday man!
Belated Happy Birthday Ade! Better late than never right? Hehe :D
belated happy birthday Ade :)
Belated Happy Beerday! :)
Belated. Now where’s the booze? :p
Belated Happy Ade’s Day!
Yo! Belated happy birthday! =3
belated happy beeeday :~)
hey hey happy bday ade
Happy belated birthday. I have tried to convince myself for several years that I had never seen one episode of Bay Watch (yes, I only saw ONE, honestly)… and now… you… remind me of my one hour of shame.
Gotta gouge out my eyes now and drink some beer.
I can feel how happy you are. Happy Bday! (you are only 24? i thought you’re on your thirties)
hey Happy Birthday! :)
happy birthday, ade!! :D