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So I spent my 24th birthday yesterday, and contrary to popular belief, I did not spend it in a bar overflowing with alcohol and with wild and willing half-dressed women swaying wildly to Rod Stewart’s “Hot Legs” to excite my overly drunk friends. As awesome as that mental picture is, that did not happen. I, however, blew 600 bucks for assloads of pizza that tasted like cardboard.

Anyway, I spent half of my day doing what I usually do: going online and pissing the hell off Mikey “Fucking” Villar, flooding his YM with stuff like “YOU STUPET MAKE AN ATROCITIES ALREADY YOU FAGGORT”. And totally ignoring his replies of “Fuck you man I’m busy pretending to be working and sex chatting with Helga why don’t you just curl up and die already you sneaky snake.”

Yeah I live an exciting life like that.

Ah, yes, I also spent the second half of my day running around The Block with Nikki. But I shall not bore you with the details of that date, because this isn’t Live Journal and all. I just wanna say I had the best birthday gift of ‘em all:

The card, not Nikki.

In fact, this birthday is so awesome I give it a rating of 5 Devil David Hasselhoffs trying to win my soul for some pizza:

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29 Responses to “24”

Jee 24. Apr, 2007 at 10:21 pm #

Happy birthday Ade.

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jhay 24. Apr, 2007 at 10:42 pm #

Whoah! happy birthday dude! :D

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karla 24. Apr, 2007 at 11:26 pm #

haha.. kulit.. kool aid :D

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vearrto 25. Apr, 2007 at 5:52 am #

mas idol pa rin si chona kase ibang klaseng patawa, di trying hard di pa mayabang

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Gean 25. Apr, 2007 at 8:57 am #

Belated happy birthday Ade! :)

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benj 25. Apr, 2007 at 12:21 pm #

Did you handpick your H-date banner? Herpes dating! haha. Good one.

Happy Birthday.

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arvin 25. Apr, 2007 at 3:00 pm #

yeah oo nga, san mo napulot un? ang wirdo nung banner, herpes-dating..

belated happy birthday to you!

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mari_elle 25. Apr, 2007 at 7:31 pm #

Hope you enjoyed your day despite the pizza! Whereabouts did you buy it from anyway?

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Ade 25. Apr, 2007 at 10:06 pm #

[quote comment="35354"]mas idol pa rin si chona kase ibang klaseng patawa, di trying hard di pa mayabang[/quote]

Whatever, man. if you don’t like my blog, you can fuck off.

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Ade 26. Apr, 2007 at 8:42 am #

[quote comment="35493"]Hope you enjoyed your day despite the pizza! Whereabouts did you buy it from anyway?[/quote]

Ah. Jugno’s Monster Pizza.

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helga 26. Apr, 2007 at 9:10 am #

Yay, Dowmeng has a blog, yay. And I dont know why they do, but I start calling you Sneaky Snake, too. You faggort.

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Noelle 26. Apr, 2007 at 10:12 am #

Happy Birthday! Don’t let the hat0rs and the spamm0rs getcha down. Sneaky Snake FTW!

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keysi 26. Apr, 2007 at 5:38 pm #

yellow cab pizza? was it? lol. cardboard pizza. hemingways, happy birthday man!

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Jaypee 27. Apr, 2007 at 1:51 pm #

Belated Happy Birthday Ade! Better late than never right? Hehe :D

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manilenya 27. Apr, 2007 at 9:51 pm #

belated happy birthday Ade :)

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xtina 28. Apr, 2007 at 10:37 am #

Belated Happy Beerday! :)

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Shari 29. Apr, 2007 at 10:56 pm #

Belated. Now where’s the booze? :p

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Bob 29. Apr, 2007 at 11:50 pm #

Belated Happy Ade’s Day!

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Euri 30. Apr, 2007 at 9:47 am #

Yo! Belated happy birthday! =3

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jepoy 30. Apr, 2007 at 10:44 am #

belated happy beeeday :~)

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julsitos 01. May, 2007 at 6:34 am #

hey hey happy bday ade

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fruityoaty 02. May, 2007 at 4:54 am #

Happy belated birthday. I have tried to convince myself for several years that I had never seen one episode of Bay Watch (yes, I only saw ONE, honestly)… and now… you… remind me of my one hour of shame.

Gotta gouge out my eyes now and drink some beer.

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Richmond 02. May, 2007 at 3:43 pm #

I can feel how happy you are. Happy Bday! (you are only 24? i thought you’re on your thirties)

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mitch 02. May, 2007 at 4:35 pm #

hey Happy Birthday! :)

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ChrisH 03. May, 2007 at 11:53 am #

happy birthday, ade!! :D

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