An Open Letter to the Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT

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Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT,

I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you haven’t had secks since like forever. I pity you. But not enough for pity secks.

Why the hell do you think that rubbing your hand against my bird is such a good thing? I know it’s pretty crowded and all and I know that you may have a thing for public secks, but geez, that’s just plain gross. Haven’t you already taken a hint when I pushed your hand away and moved two inches back? You really had to move closer to me everytime I move away. And is “back off, buddy” Greek to you? Do I have to speak fag so you’d understand me?


Anyway, I just would like you to know that I would’ve punched you if only you weren’t seven feet tall. Also, as much as I don’t want to break your little girly heart, I would want to say that I’m not interested. I know that you like to think you turned me on and I’d miss work to have some hot secksing with you, but no. I’m not interested. You see, hot man-secks isn’t really my thing. And I really wouldn’t want to pursue a friendship with you, mainly because the next time we ride the MRT you might have to do more attempts to rape and shit.

Faggort, just remember though, I don’t hate gays. I just don’t like them rubbing my bird.

Ktnxbai.

P.S. Fuck you.

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51 Comments

  1. Gravatar Steel  said on April 17, 2007: Quote

    Ang suplado mo naman, pogi! Hmph.

    Call me?

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  2. Gravatar helga  said on April 17, 2007: Quote

    Eh blowjob in public, pwede? Ahay, Papa Doms!

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  3. Gravatar Jeff  said on April 17, 2007: Quote

    hahah. hawt!

    NOT.

    PS isnt that the LRT2 in the picture

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  4. Gravatar JC John SESE Cuneta  said on April 17, 2007: Quote

    oh em gee! sinapak ko na un kahit 10 feet tall pa siya. tinadyakan ko pa palabas ng tren. magdedemandahan pa kami kung gusto niya.
    kung hindi bawal sa batas at sa relihiyon kong pumatay, papatayin ko rin siya… chop-chop pa.. papakain ko pa sa buwaya pagkatapos kong chopin…

    yah, sadistic ako pag ganyan…
    kung tunay na babae, ok lang.. hehe joke :p


    public BJ… hmm… EHMMMM>…. hehehe :p exciting un lolz…. the thrill!!

    pagnahuli ng pulis… mas exciting :p bwahehehe… joke.

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  5. Gravatar jepoy  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    manly love….

    ade, link gameops nowe nowe!

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  6. Gravatar Ade  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    helga said on April 17, 2007:

    Eh blowjob in public, pwede? Ahay, Papa Doms!

    Ok I text you now.

    Steel said on April 17, 2007:

    Ang suplado mo naman, pogi! Hmph.

    Call me?

    You too.

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  7. Gravatar keysi  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    lol. i read sometime in college that there’s a psych disease like that. *shudders*

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  8. Gravatar jhay  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    Lesson learned: Never take the MRT or LRT without a taser gun. ;)

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  9. Gravatar liz  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    oh Ade, poor you! this is the part where i hug you and you pull away, saying it’s not okay, and i tell you to follow your heart and blow with the wind and dance with the falling leaves.

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  10. Gravatar jher  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    who is this tasteless fag? sa dinami dami naman ng hihipuan ikaw pa. dapat ako na lang… ang humipo sa yo. ahahahay! :-P~

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  11. Gravatar utakGAGO  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    is this true, anyway?

    now that faggort’s seven feet tall! siguro masyadong obvious na hinipuan ka nya: to the point na lumuhod pa siya para hipuan ka nya?!?

    lolol.

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  12. Gravatar utakGAGO  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    agreeing with jc cuneta, public blowjob’s the thing. not just… rubbing. [eww]

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  13. Gravatar Euri  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    You were molested in MRT? I feel sorry for you Ade. You might’ve enjoyed it if it’s a female, though.

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  14. Gravatar JC John SESE Cuneta  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    @utakGAGO

    yep yep hihihi

    @Euri
    true… basta babae, kahit ano pa siya, ok na un kesa naman bading o silahis noh!!

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  15. Gravatar iskoo  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    grabe nga meron din ako nakita sa MRT ganyang ganyan, pero nagkagustuha sila. grabe.

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  16. Gravatar JC John SESE Cuneta  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    hehe @iskoo

    guy2guy o guy2gurl o gurl2gurl?
    :p

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  17. Gravatar baddie  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    Sometimes, man, your words just hurt, you know? =”’(

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  18. Gravatar Gean  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    Gean said on April 18, 2007:

    lol. i read sometime in college that there’s a psych disease like that. *shudders*

    exhibitionism?

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    Reekah reply on June 23, 2008 3:04 am:

    it’s froteurism i think. forgot the spelling though. :p

    Reekah’s last blog post..Nursing Books for Less

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    Ade reply on June 23, 2008 11:03 am:

    Hahahaha! Thanks for reading my blog! :)

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  19. Gravatar chase  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    Next time I suggest you take a cab or drive a car to avoid those kind of incidents. At least he just touched yours rather than stole your wallet or mobile phone.

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  20. Gravatar mitch  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    He’s a monster.LOL

    Hey, it’s always nice to find a very entertaining and very witty fellow Thomasian! :) Link po kita ha? :D

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  21. Gravatar Ade  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    jher said on April 18, 2007:

    who is this tasteless fag? sa dinami dami naman ng hihipuan ikaw pa. dapat ako na lang… ang humipo sa yo. ahahahay! :-P~

    OMG

    utakGAGO said on April 18, 2007:

    is this true, anyway?

    now that faggort’s seven feet tall! siguro masyadong obvious na hinipuan ka nya: to the point na lumuhod pa siya para hipuan ka nya?!?

    lolol.

    Yeah, this is all true. I sux0rz.

    Euri said on April 18, 2007:

    You were molested in MRT? I feel sorry for you Ade. You might’ve enjoyed it if it’s a female, though.

    I might, but unfortunately, beggars can’t be choosers. No, wait…

    iskoo said on April 18, 2007:

    grabe nga meron din ako nakita sa MRT ganyang ganyan, pero nagkagustuha sila. grabe.

    Thank you for not posting lurid details. ktnx.

    baddie said on April 18, 2007:

    Sometimes, man, your words just hurt, you know? =”’(

    I know dude, but I’m not interested. Sorry.

    Gean said on April 18, 2007:

    Ade said on April 18, 2007:

    lol. i read sometime in college that there’s a psych disease like that. *shudders*

    exhibitionism?

    You know how Japanese D.O.M.s molest schoolgirls on trains? Methinks that’s it. Or it’s just porn.

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  22. Gravatar Roanne  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    Nyay. Nakakahiya naman yun. Ano reaksyon nya? Nung mga taong nakapaligid sa inyo?

    keysi said on April 18, 2007:

    lol. i read sometime in college that there’s a psych disease like that. *shudders*

    Frotteurism, just because I love studying maladaptive sexual behavior. :)

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  23. Gravatar JC John SESE Cuneta  said on April 18, 2007: Quote

    The Jap DOMs - train thingy.. they used to hit on foreigners as well, especially fellow Asians. Last I heard, the Jap government implemented an exclusive train for girls and foreigners (the cases were piling up a few years ago).


    Frotteurism… I learned something new here :p

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  24. Gravatar Steel  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    Ade is a freakin’ fagnet! Wu-hat a lohooser!

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  25. Gravatar Prudence  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    It’s a paraphilia called frotteurism. Patients who have this disease have recurring, intense sexually arousing fantasies involving rubbing against or touching a non-consenting person. Usually they do it in crowded public places.

    So, I guess, in your case, if the person to rub your bird had been a woman, it wouldn’t be called frotteurism anymore. Hahaha! :-)

    Did you get a good look at the fag? Wasn’t he a 5′6″, moreno guy with curly/wavy hair and dimples on his cheeks? Just wondering if maybe it was my ex-bf-turned-fag. Hahahaha!

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  26. Gravatar Will  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    Can’t do anything about it, Ade. Pang-bakla ang beauty mo. hehehehe.

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  27. Gravatar thysz  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all!

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  28. Gravatar Laarni  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  29. Gravatar Ade  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    thysz said on April 19, 2007:

    ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all!

    I know. But I would like to point out that I have a lot of gay readers and if any of them were offended, i would have heard from them right away. And crude humor is why my blog works, FYI. Peace.

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  30. Gravatar JC John SESE Cuneta  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    Taken, but still, it depends on where you are and the situation.

    Example, in all the workplaces I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, for the simple reason that maraming malakas mang-asar.

    In this case, it’s his blog and it’s his writing style. I like it not because of him being ‘crude’ but because he is one of the few brave enough to write what he truly feels and to say.

    See, this blog post is directed to that person who molested Ade not to the whole gay society. It’s two different things.

    It’s similar when nagmumura ka. Minumura mo ba ung “tao” o yung “situation”?

    People always “carry” na sila ang minumura, so nagagalit sila. Again, it’s the same thing here, not because one gay did such a thing to our dear blog owner here does it mean all gays are like that.

    See, just like in the offices I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, or in this case, “wag nating akuin ang hindi nman pinapatungkol sa atin”.

    Honestly, you will really get offended if you do that. Always analyze and see the context first. And Crude Humor? I don’t see anything wrong with that. There are 6.6x billion people in the world, you and me are just a very little speck in this world.

    Let’s learn to ride, and let’s not take things personally.

    Just my two cents.
    Make fun of me if you want, tell lies about me if you want, I don’t care, main clue here: “me”, go beyond that, don’t even dare.

    Life’s simple ;) Enjoy it while it lasts.

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  31. Gravatar Ade  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    thysz said on April 19, 2007:

    ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all!

    Pahabol: Hindi ito generalization. Read carefully.

    JC John SESE Cuneta said on April 19, 2007:

    Taken, but still, it depends on where you are and the situation.

    Example, in all the workplaces I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, for the simple reason that maraming malakas mang-asar.

    In this case, it’s his blog and it’s his writing style. I like it not because of him being ‘crude’ but because he is one of the few brave enough to write what he truly feels and to say.

    See, this blog post is directed to that person who molested Ade not to the whole gay society. It’s two different things.

    It’s similar when nagmumura ka. Minumura mo ba ung “tao” o yung “situation”?

    People always “carry” na sila ang minumura, so nagagalit sila. Again, it’s the same thing here, not because one gay did such a thing to our dear blog owner here does it mean all gays are like that.

    See, just like in the offices I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, or in this case, “wag nating akuin ang hindi nman pinapatungkol sa atin”.

    Honestly, you will really get offended if you do that. Always analyze and see the context first. And Crude Humor? I don’t see anything wrong with that. There are 6.6x billion people in the world, you and me are just a very little speck in this world.

    Let’s learn to ride, and let’s not take things personally.

    Just my two cents.
    Make fun of me if you want, tell lies about me if you want, I don’t care, main clue here: “me”, go beyond that, don’t even dare.

    Life’s simple ;) Enjoy it while it lasts.

    Thank you.

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  32. Gravatar xylhynne  said on April 19, 2007: Quote

    ade’s exp makes him the freakin’ king fagnet

    papa dom! mwah mwah

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  33. Gravatar paurong  said on April 20, 2007: Quote

    tama si jc john..
    sino ba naman ang susuntok sa ganun katangkad.. hehehe.

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  34. Gravatar Steel  said on April 20, 2007: Quote

    xylhynne said on April 19, 2007:

    ade’s exp makes him the freakin’ king fagnet

    papa dom! mwah mwah

    Hey I thought I was the King Champion Fagnet Extraordinaire! That’s it, you’re deleted from my Friendster friend’s list, Xylhynne.

    Also, if the majority of the gay populace consists of seven-feet tall bird-rubbing fags then call Ade a homophobe and a sexist.

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  35. Gravatar Noelle  said on April 21, 2007: Quote

    *sings* “Don’t touch my birdy”

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  36. Gravatar Ade  said on April 21, 2007: Quote

    Noelle said on April 21, 2007:

    *sings* “Don’t touch my birdy”

    I can’t believe everybody (even me) missed this.

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  37. Gravatar Rob  said on April 23, 2007: Quote

    LOL.

    *sings* “ooohhh you touch my tra la la.”

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  38. Gravatar Rick  said on April 23, 2007: Quote

    amputa! nangyari na sakin to! LOL

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  39. Gravatar Fly  said on April 25, 2007: Quote

    haha kaka aliw!

    pogi fan m ako ;)

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  40. Gravatar arvin  said on April 25, 2007: Quote

    I hate MRT. ansikip sobra. no wonder this kind of thing could happen to anyone.

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  41. Gravatar megan  said on April 28, 2007: Quote

    Katakot!!!

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  42. Gravatar Tuldok  said on April 29, 2007: Quote

    Amf. MRT is a breeding ground for future maniacs. And it’s haven for the already maniacs. xD

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  43. Gravatar badoodles.wordpress.com  said on April 30, 2007: Quote

    cant reconcile guys from the metro are sensitive from being touched. sa kin ok lang yun. rub all they want. magpabitin bitin pa cla kung gusto nila. its just a piece of meat, and they can’t take it anyway. :) there’s more imprtant thing in life to worry and think about, lyk not being late to opis and watching korean pornos. Ha! Ha!

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  44. Gravatar Ade  said on May 1, 2007: Quote

    badoodles.wordpress.com said on April 30, 2007:

    cant reconcile guys from the metro are sensitive from being touched. sa kin ok lang yun. rub all they want. magpabitin bitin pa cla kung gusto nila. its just a piece of meat, and they can’t take it anyway. :) there’s more imprtant thing in life to worry and think about, lyk not being late to opis and watching korean pornos. Ha! Ha!

    if you let a gay rub you all around and not complain, that’s …gay. Sorry, but there’s no other way to look at it.

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  45. Gravatar badoodles.wordpress.com  said on May 2, 2007: Quote

    not that you don’t complain about being rubbed that you enjoy it. it does not feel any at all and it’s a non issue. maybe you guys are afraid that you get stimulated and you realized you are gay afterall. peace!

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  46. Gravatar Ade  said on May 3, 2007: Quote

    badoodles.wordpress.com said on May 2, 2007:

    not that you don’t complain about being rubbed that you enjoy it. it does not feel any at all and it’s a non issue. maybe you guys are afraid that you get stimulated and you realized you are gay afterall. peace!

    Um, no. It’s called PERSONAL SPACE. look it up.

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  47. Gravatar Neil  said on May 3, 2007: Quote

    Hahahaha. A seven-footer faggot taking chances with your crotch? Hahahaha. What a perv. Ain’t he satisfied with the downloadables?

    Oh I guess “masarap ang bawal”. Hahaha.


    You don’t like rubbing, huh. What do you want? A bl0wj*b? Hahaha. Lol.

    Screw that fag in his ears. Hahah. Gross.

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  48. Gravatar chris  said on May 5, 2007: Quote

    Ade said on April 19, 2007:

    thysz said on April 19, 2007:

    ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all!

    I know. But I would like to point out that I have a lot of gay readers and if any of them were offended, i would have heard from them right away. And crude humor is why my blog works, FYI. Peace.

    i am not at all offended by the post. although the reactions are a different thing — still they are just reactions and yes, he was violating ade’s most private places.

    i miss you fafa! mwehehehehe!

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  49. Gravatar BEEJING ®  said on June 4, 2007: Quote

    Wah! There are times that people really do that. I mean flirt, but to the extent of someone touching your crotch that’s way out of bounds. Gross.

    P.S. I’ve added you to my blogroll too. Exchange links? hehe. :) Keep your entries comin’

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  50. Gravatar Tella Who  said on June 2, 2008: Quote

    Don’t be hatin’, girl’s motto wuz probably Carpe Diem, yo.

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  51. Gravatar Get It From Boy!  said on June 23, 2008: Quote

    what about straight guys molesting gay people too in thiese kind of places? believe me it happens more often than not too..pervs have no particular sexuality..they just want to get it on…

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