Dear Faggort Who Refused to Stop Rubbing My Bird on the MRT,
I know we haven’t met before and I know you may have been taken by my Dominic Ochoa-like ways. I know that as fugly as you are, you haven’t had secks since like forever. I pity you. But not enough for pity secks.
Why the hell do you think that rubbing your hand against my bird is such a good thing? I know it’s pretty crowded and all and I know that you may have a thing for public secks, but geez, that’s just plain gross. Haven’t you already taken a hint when I pushed your hand away and moved two inches back? You really had to move closer to me everytime I move away. And is “back off, buddy” Greek to you? Do I have to speak fag so you’d understand me?
Anyway, I just would like you to know that I would’ve punched you if only you weren’t seven feet tall. Also, as much as I don’t want to break your little girly heart, I would want to say that I’m not interested. I know that you like to think you turned me on and I’d miss work to have some hot secksing with you, but no. I’m not interested. You see, hot man-secks isn’t really my thing. And I really wouldn’t want to pursue a friendship with you, mainly because the next time we ride the MRT you might have to do more attempts to rape and shit.
Faggort, just remember though, I don’t hate gays. I just don’t like them rubbing my bird.
Ktnxbai.
P.S. Fuck you.
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Ang suplado mo naman, pogi! Hmph.
Call me?
Eh blowjob in public, pwede? Ahay, Papa Doms!
hahah. hawt!
NOT.
PS isnt that the LRT2 in the picture
oh em gee! sinapak ko na un kahit 10 feet tall pa siya. tinadyakan ko pa palabas ng tren. magdedemandahan pa kami kung gusto niya.
kung hindi bawal sa batas at sa relihiyon kong pumatay, papatayin ko rin siya… chop-chop pa.. papakain ko pa sa buwaya pagkatapos kong chopin…
yah, sadistic ako pag ganyan…
kung tunay na babae, ok lang.. hehe joke :p
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public BJ… hmm… EHMMMM>…. hehehe :p exciting un lolz…. the thrill!!
pagnahuli ng pulis… mas exciting :p bwahehehe… joke.
manly love….
ade, link gameops nowe nowe!
[quote comment="34136"]Eh blowjob in public, pwede? Ahay, Papa Doms![/quote]
Ok I text you now.
[quote comment="34135"]Ang suplado mo naman, pogi! Hmph.
Call me?[/quote]
You too.
lol. i read sometime in college that there’s a psych disease like that. *shudders*
Lesson learned: Never take the MRT or LRT without a taser gun. ;)
oh Ade, poor you! this is the part where i hug you and you pull away, saying it’s not okay, and i tell you to follow your heart and blow with the wind and dance with the falling leaves.
who is this tasteless fag? sa dinami dami naman ng hihipuan ikaw pa. dapat ako na lang… ang humipo sa yo. ahahahay! :-P~
is this true, anyway?
now that faggort’s seven feet tall! siguro masyadong obvious na hinipuan ka nya: to the point na lumuhod pa siya para hipuan ka nya?!?
lolol.
agreeing with jc cuneta, public blowjob’s the thing. not just… rubbing. [eww]
You were molested in MRT? I feel sorry for you Ade. You might’ve enjoyed it if it’s a female, though.
@utakGAGO
yep yep hihihi
@Euri
true… basta babae, kahit ano pa siya, ok na un kesa naman bading o silahis noh!!
grabe nga meron din ako nakita sa MRT ganyang ganyan, pero nagkagustuha sila. grabe.
hehe @iskoo
guy2guy o guy2gurl o gurl2gurl?
:p
Sometimes, man, your words just hurt, you know? =”’(
exhibitionism?
it’s froteurism i think. forgot the spelling though. :p
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Next time I suggest you take a cab or drive a car to avoid those kind of incidents. At least he just touched yours rather than stole your wallet or mobile phone.
He’s a monster.LOL
Hey, it’s always nice to find a very entertaining and very witty fellow Thomasian! :) Link po kita ha? :D
[quote comment="34227"]who is this tasteless fag? sa dinami dami naman ng hihipuan ikaw pa. dapat ako na lang… ang humipo sa yo. ahahahay! :-P~[/quote]
OMG
[quote comment="34232"]is this true, anyway?
now that faggort’s seven feet tall! siguro masyadong obvious na hinipuan ka nya: to the point na lumuhod pa siya para hipuan ka nya?!?
lolol.[/quote]
Yeah, this is all true. I sux0rz.
[quote comment="34248"]You were molested in MRT? I feel sorry for you Ade. You might’ve enjoyed it if it’s a female, though.[/quote]
I might, but unfortunately, beggars can’t be choosers. No, wait…
[quote comment="34260"]grabe nga meron din ako nakita sa MRT ganyang ganyan, pero nagkagustuha sila. grabe.[/quote]
Thank you for not posting lurid details. ktnx.
[quote comment="34271"]Sometimes, man, your words just hurt, you know? =”’([/quote]
I know dude, but I’m not interested. Sorry.
[quote comment="34278"]
exhibitionism?[/quote]
You know how Japanese D.O.M.s molest schoolgirls on trains? Methinks that’s it. Or it’s just porn.
Nyay. Nakakahiya naman yun. Ano reaksyon nya? Nung mga taong nakapaligid sa inyo?
[quote comment="34190"]lol. i read sometime in college that there’s a psych disease like that. *shudders*[/quote]
Frotteurism, just because I love studying maladaptive sexual behavior. :)
The Jap DOMs – train thingy.. they used to hit on foreigners as well, especially fellow Asians. Last I heard, the Jap government implemented an exclusive train for girls and foreigners (the cases were piling up a few years ago).
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Frotteurism… I learned something new here :p
Ade is a freakin’ fagnet! Wu-hat a lohooser!
It’s a paraphilia called frotteurism. Patients who have this disease have recurring, intense sexually arousing fantasies involving rubbing against or touching a non-consenting person. Usually they do it in crowded public places.
So, I guess, in your case, if the person to rub your bird had been a woman, it wouldn’t be called frotteurism anymore. Hahaha! :-)
Did you get a good look at the fag? Wasn’t he a 5’6″, moreno guy with curly/wavy hair and dimples on his cheeks? Just wondering if maybe it was my ex-bf-turned-fag. Hahahaha!
Can’t do anything about it, Ade. Pang-bakla ang beauty mo. hehehehe.
ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
[quote comment="34421"]ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all![/quote]
I know. But I would like to point out that I have a lot of gay readers and if any of them were offended, i would have heard from them right away. And crude humor is why my blog works, FYI. Peace.
Taken, but still, it depends on where you are and the situation.
Example, in all the workplaces I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, for the simple reason that maraming malakas mang-asar.
In this case, it’s his blog and it’s his writing style. I like it not because of him being ‘crude’ but because he is one of the few brave enough to write what he truly feels and to say.
See, this blog post is directed to that person who molested Ade not to the whole gay society. It’s two different things.
It’s similar when nagmumura ka. Minumura mo ba ung “tao” o yung “situation”?
People always “carry” na sila ang minumura, so nagagalit sila. Again, it’s the same thing here, not because one gay did such a thing to our dear blog owner here does it mean all gays are like that.
See, just like in the offices I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, or in this case, “wag nating akuin ang hindi nman pinapatungkol sa atin”.
Honestly, you will really get offended if you do that. Always analyze and see the context first. And Crude Humor? I don’t see anything wrong with that. There are 6.6x billion people in the world, you and me are just a very little speck in this world.
Let’s learn to ride, and let’s not take things personally.
Just my two cents.
Make fun of me if you want, tell lies about me if you want, I don’t care, main clue here: “me”, go beyond that, don’t even dare.
Life’s simple ;) Enjoy it while it lasts.
[quote comment="34421"]ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all![/quote]
Pahabol: Hindi ito generalization. Read carefully.
[quote comment="34461"]Taken, but still, it depends on where you are and the situation.
Example, in all the workplaces I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, for the simple reason that maraming malakas mang-asar.
In this case, it’s his blog and it’s his writing style. I like it not because of him being ‘crude’ but because he is one of the few brave enough to write what he truly feels and to say.
See, this blog post is directed to that person who molested Ade not to the whole gay society. It’s two different things.
It’s similar when nagmumura ka. Minumura mo ba ung “tao” o yung “situation”?
People always “carry” na sila ang minumura, so nagagalit sila. Again, it’s the same thing here, not because one gay did such a thing to our dear blog owner here does it mean all gays are like that.
See, just like in the offices I’ve worked and been to, “bawal ang pikon”, or in this case, “wag nating akuin ang hindi nman pinapatungkol sa atin”.
Honestly, you will really get offended if you do that. Always analyze and see the context first. And Crude Humor? I don’t see anything wrong with that. There are 6.6x billion people in the world, you and me are just a very little speck in this world.
Let’s learn to ride, and let’s not take things personally.
Just my two cents.
Make fun of me if you want, tell lies about me if you want, I don’t care, main clue here: “me”, go beyond that, don’t even dare.
Life’s simple ;) Enjoy it while it lasts.[/quote]
Thank you.
ade’s exp makes him the freakin’ king fagnet
papa dom! mwah mwah
tama si jc john..
sino ba naman ang susuntok sa ganun katangkad.. hehehe.
[quote comment="34465"]ade’s exp makes him the freakin’ king fagnet
papa dom! mwah mwah[/quote]
Hey I thought I was the King Champion Fagnet Extraordinaire! That’s it, you’re deleted from my Friendster friend’s list, Xylhynne.
Also, if the majority of the gay populace consists of seven-feet tall bird-rubbing fags then call Ade a homophobe and a sexist.
*sings* “Don’t touch my birdy”
[quote comment="34689"]*sings* “Don’t touch my birdy”[/quote]
I can’t believe everybody (even me) missed this.
LOL.
*sings* “ooohhh you touch my tra la la.”
amputa! nangyari na sakin to! LOL
haha kaka aliw!
pogi fan m ako ;)
I hate MRT. ansikip sobra. no wonder this kind of thing could happen to anyone.
Katakot!!!
Amf. MRT is a breeding ground for future maniacs. And it’s haven for the already maniacs. xD
cant reconcile guys from the metro are sensitive from being touched. sa kin ok lang yun. rub all they want. magpabitin bitin pa cla kung gusto nila. its just a piece of meat, and they can’t take it anyway. :) there’s more imprtant thing in life to worry and think about, lyk not being late to opis and watching korean pornos. Ha! Ha!
[quote comment="36751"]cant reconcile guys from the metro are sensitive from being touched. sa kin ok lang yun. rub all they want. magpabitin bitin pa cla kung gusto nila. its just a piece of meat, and they can’t take it anyway. :) there’s more imprtant thing in life to worry and think about, lyk not being late to opis and watching korean pornos. Ha! Ha![/quote]
if you let a gay rub you all around and not complain, that’s …gay. Sorry, but there’s no other way to look at it.
not that you don’t complain about being rubbed that you enjoy it. it does not feel any at all and it’s a non issue. maybe you guys are afraid that you get stimulated and you realized you are gay afterall. peace!
[quote comment="37130"]not that you don’t complain about being rubbed that you enjoy it. it does not feel any at all and it’s a non issue. maybe you guys are afraid that you get stimulated and you realized you are gay afterall. peace![/quote]
Um, no. It’s called PERSONAL SPACE. look it up.
Hahahaha. A seven-footer faggot taking chances with your crotch? Hahahaha. What a perv. Ain’t he satisfied with the downloadables?
Oh I guess “masarap ang bawal”. Hahaha.
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You don’t like rubbing, huh. What do you want? A bl0wj*b? Hahaha. Lol.
Screw that fag in his ears. Hahah. Gross.
[quote comment="34456"][quote comment="34421"]ingat lang po tayo sa mga discriminatory slurs na ginagamit natin. nakakasakit po ito ng damdamin ng iba lalo na kung generalization lang ang punto kung bakit ginamit ito. nakakalungkot na istorya yan ade pero isipin nating marami ding bakla na nababastos sa ating lipunan. just a thought. peace y’all![/quote]
I know. But I would like to point out that I have a lot of gay readers and if any of them were offended, i would have heard from them right away. And crude humor is why my blog works, FYI. Peace.[/quote]
i am not at all offended by the post. although the reactions are a different thing — still they are just reactions and yes, he was violating ade’s most private places.
i miss you fafa! mwehehehehe!
Wah! There are times that people really do that. I mean flirt, but to the extent of someone touching your crotch that’s way out of bounds. Gross.
P.S. I’ve added you to my blogroll too. Exchange links? hehe. :) Keep your entries comin’
Don’t be hatin’, girl’s motto wuz probably Carpe Diem, yo.
what about straight guys molesting gay people too in thiese kind of places? believe me it happens more often than not too..pervs have no particular sexuality..they just want to get it on…
being someone na naharass narin sa MRT, let me just applaud you for this post. tawa ako ng tawa. haha
pnf´s last blog post..someday we’ll know
walang katotohanan mga nakalagay dito! bakla ka lang ade na hoping na ma-kontak ng ibang bakla as a result of posting your fantasy.
kung lalaki ka, alam mo dapat sa unang 2 segundo kung hinihipuan ka…sa 3rd second, nakaiwas ka na. walang excuses. napakadaling umiwas. at napakadaling manapak ng bakla.
i can’t even believe na merong mga taong pinag-iingat ka dahil sa hipuang pinapantasya mo…dominic-ochoa shit…tama na! saksakan naman ng kabaklaan o.
heh.
SATIRE. Look it up.