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Captain America

Goodbye, Captain America. You will be missed.

Frank Miller’s 300

Summing it up.

Before you gouge your eyes out because of that goddamnawful image, let me just tell you I loved the film. I was expecting a lot of Greco-Roman Wrestling and all that shit, and since they’re Greeks I was also expecting a lot of man love (turns out the Achaens were the man lovers). Thank God my expectations weren’t fulfilled.
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I’ve been plagiarized!

I’ve been plagiarized! Look! And compare!

The 2007 Man Blog Alcohol Celebraganzas

The 2007 Man Blog Alcohol Celebraganzas. Join us and be sexually harassed. If you don’t, we’ll um, we’ll think of something. HORRIBLE! March 3, 2007, Congo Grille Ortigas, 8pm.

Fake bombs

So, sonny, you have to be alert.

Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting

Dieting is a vital counterpart to every girl’s daily routine. Just like masturbation for us men. And unfortunately, we men do not know how to deal with the fact that our girls are eating like rabbits. I mean, our girls may be perfect for us, but in their little girly eyes, they still are fat. It’s because our brains are wired differently and we see things from a different perspective. I mean, I don’t know how girls can go for twelve seconds without thinking of sex, but that’s the way it is.

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More Jologs Pleaes

Vince Racoma does his own Jologs profiling. Awesome!