Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived

Get your Recommended Daily Dose of Retard.
Subscribe to Noisy, Noisy, Man via RSS or email and help save innocent puppies.

If you check out parts one and two, you’ll see a common thread between the jologs specimens I find. But somehow, the lines have been blurred upon further examination of the jologs sub-species. I may have found several new jologs subspecies, but I can’t be too sure. I needed to investigate further. Soon I found out that these people are bound by a common theme: they have not had sex in their pathetic lives.

Don’t believe me? Just take a look:

Guys, meet Dhan. He’s trying to rape a pillow. However, the pillow was able to capture pictures of this nefarious act and posted the image all over the interwubs. I tried to inform him of what happened so he can file charges against said pillow but he just snarled and lunged at me. I barely escaped with my asshole intact.

I’m not really sure where this creature falls under. I have a suspicion this piece of work wants to be a gAnGzTaH, but then, his fashion isn’t really douchebag-looking enough. But the creature’s pose is really getting to me though. I don’t know whether he’s saying “I’m Westside, yo!” or “I haven’t been laid ever, so I’m giving myself hugs.” Although I think he’s just begging to get laid. Because twenty seconds after this picture was taken, this jolog tore down the poster of Iya Villania beside him and tried to force a blowjob out of it. He sadly failed.

What, you say? He doesn’t look that bad and he doesn’t deserve to be in Know Your Jologs? Here, let me enlighten you with his friendster profile, taken verbatim:

“Hi im rhommel….my favoerits are… surfing with GMA…sex…..mining with Lucio Tan….. sex…… tree climbing with my Monkey…sex…. gambling with my dog named PUSSY!!!!!…. sex…. collecting condom of various sizez colors and flavors…. did I mentioned SEX????!!!!”

What say you? You so liked sex? No, you never mention it no. I so no didn’t never don’t had a clue you so liked sex.

Actually, I also did some experiments with jologs and jologs breeding. Here I tried to crossbreed a jolog with a dog. Unfortunately I only came up with a jolog that looked like a canine and makes out with dogs.

“HAY WORLD! I’m Jhon. I like Harry Potter. Also penis. My glasses are cool. And I don’t mind wearing an oversized jacket to make me look like I’m going to the prom. Of course, I’m going alone because nobody wants to date me because I have a tendency to bring out my cock at the most inopportune moments. Wanna suck my cock? Coz I like to suck mine a lot lol.”

Other Good Reads
This entry was posted in know your jologs. Bookmark the permalink. Post a comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL.

37 Comments

  1. Posted March 24, 2007 at 11:04 pm | Permalink

    LOL.

    [Click to Reply]

  2. Show-Ender
    Posted March 25, 2007 at 12:19 am | Permalink

    ROFLMAO!!!

    Can you give us Rhommel’s Friendster URL?

    [Click to Reply]

  3. Posted March 25, 2007 at 12:53 am | Permalink

    hahaha!

    does this mean that people who get laid aren’t jologs?

    [Click to Reply]

  4. Posted March 25, 2007 at 1:46 am | Permalink

    First one’s kinda cute.

    [Click to Reply]

  5. Posted March 25, 2007 at 1:59 am | Permalink

    ZOMG my eyes, my eyes!

    Oh.My.Fucking.Gawd! If only comments could kill! Bwahahaha!

    [Click to Reply]

  6. Posted March 25, 2007 at 3:39 am | Permalink

    What’s wrong with trying to rape a pillow?!

    Uh… just asking.

    [Click to Reply]

  7. Posted March 25, 2007 at 4:35 am | Permalink

    [quote comment="28597"]First one’s kinda cute.[/quote]

    …Except for the fact that he was RAPING A PILLOW!

    [Click to Reply]

  8. Posted March 25, 2007 at 7:42 am | Permalink

    i so don’t wanna be in one of these posts. HAHAHA!

    [Click to Reply]

  9. Posted March 25, 2007 at 9:43 am | Permalink

    Tsk, saan mo naukuha itong mga ito, Ade?

    [Click to Reply]

  10. Posted March 25, 2007 at 11:00 am | Permalink

    LOLZ! i was so effing glad i forwarded u that friendster profile of the guy in red shirt! hahaha!
    *im still laughing*

    [Click to Reply]

  11. Posted March 25, 2007 at 7:18 pm | Permalink

    I want links to their Friendster profiles.

    [Click to Reply]

  12. Posted March 25, 2007 at 8:50 pm | Permalink

    i pity the pillow wahehehe

    [Click to Reply]

  13. Posted March 25, 2007 at 11:56 pm | Permalink

    that naked guy with the dog scares me…

    but the dog is so cute :D

    [Click to Reply]

  14. Posted March 26, 2007 at 12:29 am | Permalink

    ianuarius, you pity the pillow? or you want to be the pillow? hehehehe. kidding.

    [Click to Reply]

  15. Ingrid
    Posted March 26, 2007 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    Dude you forgot the video with the dancing boys. Remember… Jonel’s is the brief of choice. Hahahaha! Pag suot mo baby wala kang problema. hindi nagbbacon, hindi nagbabacon

    [Click to Reply]

  16. Posted March 26, 2007 at 10:59 am | Permalink

    The second guy is like singing the Real Slim Shady.

    Fits him. He’s slim and his color is shady. OK did I give out a corny joke? Sorry. bye.

    [Click to Reply]

  17. Posted March 26, 2007 at 12:40 pm | Permalink

    [quote comment="28606"]What’s wrong with trying to rape a pillow?!

    Uh… just asking.[/quote]

    Yeah, don’t all pubescent boys go through that pillow-humping phase? :p

    [Click to Reply]

  18. Posted March 26, 2007 at 11:35 pm | Permalink

    Hahaha!

    [Click to Reply]

  19. Posted March 27, 2007 at 8:34 am | Permalink

    i’m rechecking my friendster pics. might just add a jologs gangstahh rockerzzz pose. maybe not.

    [Click to Reply]

  20. xylhynne
    Posted March 27, 2007 at 10:32 am | Permalink

    really… the first was kinda cute(he’s a coconuter look a like me thinks) … i though you’re being nasty to include him… but yes… raping a pillow is a disturbing behaviour… nice one ade!!!

    [Click to Reply]

  21. Posted March 27, 2007 at 12:05 pm | Permalink

    I’m loving your jologs serial. I wonder if all topless tambays fall under this category.

    [Click to Reply]

  22. Show-Ender
    Posted March 27, 2007 at 4:04 pm | Permalink

    Poor pillow. Must be tough being Raymund Guttierez’s sex toy.

    [Click to Reply]

  23. Posted March 27, 2007 at 4:14 pm | Permalink

    i never went though that phase. *smirks*

    [Click to Reply]

  24. Posted March 27, 2007 at 7:42 pm | Permalink

    Is there no end to this jologs thing?!? Guess not. They’re everywhere, and they just keep multiplying, even mutating into more hideous forms of jologs.

    [Click to Reply]

  25. Posted March 27, 2007 at 8:55 pm | Permalink

    finally, i am able to post! :P or maybe there was something wrong with my computer then…

    congratulations on your nomination! and yes…no to jologs. forever.

    [Click to Reply]

  26. Posted March 27, 2007 at 10:45 pm | Permalink

    ROFLMAO.

    what next, ade?

    [Click to Reply]

  27. Posted March 28, 2007 at 9:00 am | Permalink

    sexually deprived people syndrome. i’m just joking. say sex! Ü

    [Click to Reply]

  28. Posted March 28, 2007 at 11:37 am | Permalink

    yeah, what’s next? LOL.

    does jologs denizens also exist in myspace? multiply? or friendster is just the party place?

    [Click to Reply]

  29. Posted March 28, 2007 at 9:40 pm | Permalink

    haha! benta! pati na rin yung 1 and 2

    [Click to Reply]

  30. Posted March 29, 2007 at 12:09 pm | Permalink

    Pfft.

    Thanks for the good laugh, Ade. I needed that.

    [Click to Reply]

  31. Posted March 29, 2007 at 11:56 pm | Permalink

    that pillow rapist looks like a younger version of heroes’ sylar. come on ade, back me on this one. hehe

    [Click to Reply]

  32. Posted March 30, 2007 at 1:02 pm | Permalink

    asteeeeeeeeeeg ROFL

    [Click to Reply]

  33. Posted March 31, 2007 at 7:20 am | Permalink

    MTV CASTING CALL – MALE VIRGINS – REALITY SERIES

    MTV is looking for MALE virgins (ages 18 and up) to participate in a new reality series following them on their quest to find a girlfriend.

    Participants must live within driving distance of the Los Angeles area and have limited to no experience with the opposite sex.

    If you or someone you know has a hard time with the ladies and wants to improve their luck, this show is for them!

    Send an email to TJ at subreality@mtvstaff.com with the following information:

    Name:
    Age:
    Where you live:
    Phone numbers:
    Email:
    Current photo & brief history of love life:

    Thanks & good luck.

    [Click to Reply]

  34. Posted April 2, 2007 at 4:42 pm | Permalink

    kATUWA KA TALAGA.

    [Click to Reply]

  35. Posted April 11, 2007 at 1:56 am | Permalink

    haha, puta, laugh trip! :D

    [Click to Reply]

  36. Posted April 16, 2007 at 2:17 pm | Permalink

    Yeah, the first one’s pretty cute. The last one with the dog is just so probinciano (how do you spell that?) hahaha.

    [Click to Reply]

  37. hell no...
    Posted August 24, 2007 at 7:55 pm | Permalink

    ROFLLMAO

    [Click to Reply]

11 Trackbacks

  1. links from Technoratiable to capture pictures of this nefarious act and posted the image all over the interwubs. I tried to inform him of what happened so he can file charges against said pillow but he just snarled and lunged at me. I barely escaped with my asshole intact. Read the rest of this entry »

  2. By msquareone.com on March 24, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    links from Technoratito capture pictures of this nefarious act and posted the image all over the interwubs. I tried to inform him of what happened so he can file charges against said pillow but he just snarled and lunged at me. I barely escaped with my asshole intact. Read the rest of this entry »

  3. Kramer auto Pingback[...] Read the rest of this entry » Permalink [...]

  4. Kramer auto Pingback[...] against said pillow but he just snarled and lunged at me. I barely escaped with my asshole intact. Read the rest of this entry » Prev: An Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philiippine Blog Awardsreply share Add a [...]

  5. By IANUARIUS on March 30, 2007 at 8:40 pm

    links from Technorati School is cool except for the fact that lately I’m having difficulty controlling myself not to go berserk at the lower year peeps. Noobs sometimes I just want to throw rocks at them you can check this post and this and you’ll get what I mean A month ago my uncle a Franciscan monk from Jerusalem came home for a vacation. He’s a jolly fellow who is allergic to alcoholic drinks yet loves to smoke. He told me a lot about some interesting histo-religous

  6. Kramer auto Pingback[...] against said pillow but he just snarled and lunged at me. I barely escaped with my asshole intact. Read the rest of this entry » LinkDon’t touch me. Sparks will [...]

  7. By Martin's Site - Martin's on April 12, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    links from Technorati on Apr 12, ‘07 12:12 PM for everyoneApril 2007 Quarterlife Crisis: How I Suck at Living. Also, Interviewed. By College Girls!Rock Your Socks Off! March 2007 I Won’t Make it to The Blog Awards…Know Your Jologs: The Sexually DeprivedAn Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog AwardsFrank Miller’s 300Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting

  8. By Promote Your Site on April 12, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    links from TechnoratiKnow Your Jologs: The Sexually DeprivedAn Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog AwardsFrank Miller’s 300Troubleshooting Your Girl: Dieting

  9. By LinkLoved by Noneed4ink on April 18, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    links from Technoratioperations going on her site, I was not able to check out some posts. But I will be updating this post for her since she really wants to get Linkloved. Ade’s blog is at: http://blog.ademagnaye.com. Take a look on one of his special posts entitled Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived. I find the post amusing hehe… Ade is also one of the editors of the Man Blog (the blog that won in the Entertainment category at the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards). Cool eh? Culture Shiok! is an OFW in Singapore blogging at

  10. By Batch 3 : No Need for Ink on June 14, 2007 at 9:38 pm

    [...] blog is at: http://blog.ademagnaye.com. Take a look on one of his special posts entitled Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived. I find the post amusing hehe… Ade is also one of the editors of the Man Blog (the blog that [...]

  11. By +livin' lovin' mania+ on January 9, 2008 at 9:37 pm

    [...] but duh, would you wear that going to the palenke(market)?another example*note: found the pic on (click)..those jacket-like americanas are on a rise., but please…. find your freakin’ size.8. Finding the [...]

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*

Subscribe without commenting

  • Stuff

  • Spam Blocked