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I Won’t Make it to The Blog Awards…

30 Mar

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…Because I have a gig on the same day!

Yessiree, me and my new band, Crazy Monkey Girl, are playing tomorrow, March 31 at Boiler Room in Marikina! Yes, Marikina. I know, I know, some of you are quite apprehensive about them Marikina Orcs but I swear, we’re too awesome for you to pass up. Trust me.

So if you want to see a band with a name that doesn’t mean anything play it up amidst a crowd of skateboard-toting r0kkerzZzZzZ m/ throwing Red Horse bottles around, please be there. We be good, I swear.

So I now give you pictures of our practice yesterday. I wasn’t in the photos because stupid me realized that there were no groupies in the practice and there wasn’t anyone to take pictures of me and I’m kinda apprehensive of jologs wanting to kill me because of the death threats I’ve been receiving lately. Yay!

The studio.

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Categories Personal
Author Ade

Vote for me in the Philippine Blog Awards

26 Mar

I am nominated in the Philippine Blog Awards – Blogger’s Choice Awards. I need your help! Click on this link and vote for Noisy Noisy Man! Thanks!

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Categories Aside
Author Ade

Know Your Jologs: The Sexually Deprived

24 Mar

This entry is part 3 of 4 in the series Know Your Jologs

If you check out parts one and two, you’ll see a common thread between the jologs specimens I find. But somehow, the lines have been blurred upon further examination of the jologs sub-species. I may have found several new jologs subspecies, but I can’t be too sure. I needed to investigate further. Soon I found out that these people are bound by a common theme: they have not had sex in their pathetic lives.

Don’t believe me? Just take a look:

Guys, meet Dhan. He’s trying to rape a pillow. However, the pillow was able to capture pictures of this nefarious act and posted the image all over the interwubs. I tried to inform him of what happened so he can file charges against said pillow but he just snarled and lunged at me. I barely escaped with my asshole intact.

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Categories Specials
Author Ade

Awards update

20 Mar

So I didn’t make it to the finals. Also, I’m broke. My life sux. Oh, add me on Twitter. ktnxbai.

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Categories Aside
Author Ade

LAMEcast episode 3

20 Mar

At The Man Blog: LAMEcast episode 3: April Zara is up!

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Author Ade

An Open Letter To The Judges of The 2007 Philippine Blog Awards

16 Mar

This entry is part 3 of 12 in the series Open Letters

Dear Judges,

I have absolutely no idea who did it (no, wait, I do), but I’ve been nominated in the 2007 Philippine Blog Awards, in the Entertainment (along with The Man Blog), Personal and Blogger’s Choice Award categories. I think I fit more into the Darwin Awards, but that’s just me. I know my readers follow my exploits because they just want to make fun of how I totally mess up my life and I know they are waiting for the time I end up as a beggar in Quiapo who sells sexual favors for a buck apiece, but thanks anyway.