The Single Guy’s Ultimate Guide to Valentine’s Day
Q: What is it?
A: Valentine’s Day is that one day of the year when everybody gets googly-eyed and start talking about things like love, romance, and all that. It is also the day the motel and condom industries make a killing. Also, the Department of Health should also investigate because asthma and diabetes cases increase on that day because of the sheer number of flowers and chocolates sold on that day.
Q: Geez, what’s with the red?
A: You see, Valentine’s is the day when emos proliferate. Emos, if you aren’t familiar, are creatures from the deep who wear weird haircuts and black t-shirts and listen to crappy music like My Chemical Romance.
Missing Thai Woman Reappears 25 Years After Boarding Wrong Bus
This is why we should always check if the bus we board is the right one.
Know your Jologs Part 1
You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean liner headed for Zanzibar. AND THEN NUKE THE DAMN PLACE!
In this series, I will try to educate you on the different types of jologs and later on teach you how to avoid them, hopefully permanently.
The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/
Look at this fine specimen of jologetry.
This is what we call the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. No, not ROCKER, because rockers are fine upstanding citizens who get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. But they’re geniuses. Some well-known rockers are John Lennon, Ely Buendia, and the like. But r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ are different. They get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. And they’re douchebags.
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