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February 9th, 2007 Posted in Featured Post, know your jologs

You may have met them at one point or another in your life. They are noisy, annoying, inconsiderate, and just plain ugly. Ladies and gents, meet the jologs. They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean liner headed for Zanzibar. AND THEN NUKE THE DAMN PLACE!

In this series, I will try to educate you on the different types of jologs and later on teach you how to avoid them, hopefully permanently.

The r0kkeRzZzZ \m/

Look at this fine specimen of jologetry.

Rockerzzzz

This is what we call the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. No, not ROCKER, because rockers are fine upstanding citizens who get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. But they’re geniuses. Some well-known rockers are John Lennon, Ely Buendia, and the like. But r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ are different. They get drunk, get stoned, and basically throw their lives away. And they’re douchebags.


How to spot a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/

You can find r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ in their natural habitat if you go to any rock concert. There you’d find them in black t-shirts (if wearing clothing at all), getting drunk, smoking weed, swaying wildly to the music of Cueshe and 6cyclemind, and throwing those oversized Red Horse bottles around. Once in a while another r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ gets hit by a flying bottle. And of course an altercation happens where they grab their pocket knives and start slashing each other’s necks like the wild animals they are. And they may also slice the neck of an innocent bystander or two as well. LOLZ ensues.

What to do in case of a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ attack

r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ have been known to be swift and merciless. And sloppy. So if you don’t want r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ juice dripping out of any of your orifices, you must follow these simple steps in order to survive a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ attack:

  • Try to distract the r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ first. Bring out a poster of Spongecola and throw it far, far away.
  • Scream “Look, it’s 6cyclemind!”, point behind them, and when they look away, run to safety as fast as possible.
  • Do that stupid rock sign with your hands, bob your head up and down wildly, and act like one of them. You’d blend in and they’d forget that they wanted to attack you in the first place.

r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ in the wild


They have been known to cover their faces in shame.


wAtZ uP FuNK?!?!?!


The typical female r0kkeRzZzZ \m/: hot.


Oh dear God, why?!

So ladies and gents, I certainly hope this first part of Know Your Jologs have enlightened you. Don’t worry, I’ll be creating more of this in the coming weeks. Enjoy!

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98 Comments

  1. Shari  said on February 9, 2007:
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    And I thought they were hip-hoppers & gangsters - the species that I cannot stand at all. Thanks for the tip! Will definitely keep them in mind (if I don’t forget that I’m supposed to remember the list) :D

  2. ade  said on February 9, 2007:
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    [quote comment="18159"]And I thought they were hip-hoppers & gangsters - the species that I cannot stand at all. Thanks for the tip! Will definitely keep them in mind (if I don’t forget that I’m supposed to remember the list) :D[/quote]

    I actually found them by doing a Friendster search for “rockerz”. Seriously.

  3. Talamasca  said on February 9, 2007:
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    Ew. Posers.

    Yeah, I was about to think that they’re gangstahs, the kanto boys and slutty hos. You know, those types who thug it 50 Cent style with bling blings and gold-colored veneers. Yo! Word!

    All these photos came from Friendster search? OH MY GAWD REALLY? Goes to show that Friendster is not safe anymore. Ok I’m off to delete my account.

  4. helga  said on February 9, 2007:
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    Don’t forget the CHE GUEVARRA shirts these r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ sport. Yeah, cos Che is, like, totally rock.

  5. rj  said on February 9, 2007:
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    mga “pag-asa ng bayan”. :(

  6. gean  said on February 9, 2007:
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    man. akala ko din mga hiphop.
    kakatakot. haha. sila “pumatay” sa spongecola and the rest.

    and you actually typed rockerz on friendster?
    waah, wala akong masabi dun. hehe.

    love this entry.
    can i link this on my blog?

  7. aaron  said on February 9, 2007:
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    RACCOON!

  8. Shari  said on February 9, 2007:
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    [quote comment="18160"]I actually found them by doing a Friendster search for “rockerz”. Seriously.[/quote]

    Effort, haha! Might try to do a Friendster search for “jologs” or “losers” soon. :D BTW, don’t need a date on V-day. I’m fine. Serious yung post mo nun ha :p

    [quote comment="18167"]Don’t forget the CHE GUEVARRA shirts these r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ sport. Yeah, cos Che is, like, totally rock.[/quote]

    True! And most don’t even know Che Guevara. Ride on lang. Haha! :p

  9. jepoy  said on February 9, 2007:
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    They are probably the most annoying creatures on the face of the earth and it is every man’s dream to put them all in a leaky ocean liner headed for Zanzibar. AND THEN NUKE THE DAMN PLACE!

    you can’t just nuke them… they’re already mutants and would be immune to nukes :D

  10. Euri  said on February 9, 2007:
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    WFT?! Pagatapos kong magtype nang kay haba-haba, nawala?!

    T____T

    Ano to? Bagong specie na naman ng human? Buti na lang I do not belong to teh human race! =P

    I actually found them by doing a Friendster search for “rockerz”. Seriously.

    Tawag diyan, KRP. Kapisanan ng mga Rockerz sa Pilipinas. At least, oraganized sila, diba?

    Btw, yung rockers sign. I had a classmate who keeps on doing that sign. Then I asked him, “why do you do that sign?” He answered, “Because its cool.” And I told him, “Do you know what that means?” He said, “No. Who cares.” Then I replied, “What if I told you that sign is the Satanists way of praising Satan?” He said, “Hell no!” And I told him, “Go to hell, loser!” >.<

  11. Elaine  said on February 10, 2007:
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    You’re the meanest of the mean people if there’s such a thing! It’s amazing that you actually have time to do a search in friendster and come up with these pics! But thanks to you, we have another reason to laugh. Why not try a friendster search for “emo”? Perhaps you’ll find some interesting people. Hehe.

  12. Jerome aka Bridget Jones  said on February 10, 2007:
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    hi, ade! been awhile since i’ve had a dose of your daily retard. hahahahaha! anyway, you are so evil! i like it. these are not jologs. they just exercise their freedom to express themselves and their individualism. (crickets chirp) ah, hell. they ARE heidious creatures. (cue lightning and thunder and evil laugh)

  13. Jayvee  said on February 10, 2007:
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    Ade, I hope you do a focus on the hybrid of these mutants - those who dress like hip-hop but listen to and act as r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. And please include a shortlist of how to avoid them, cause they’re harder to avoid than basic r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ because the hybrids have multiple forms.

  14. arvin  said on February 11, 2007:
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    shit. jologetry rockz!!

  15. jhay  said on February 11, 2007:
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    Do I hear libel suits? ;)

    Seriously, you should send a specimen over so that I could do a thorough dissection. hehehehe

  16. chin2x  said on February 11, 2007:
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    i have a classmate (a girl) who says she’s a “rockerz” and it’s stated in her friendster prof that she wants to meet her fellow rockerz \m/ hahahaha…she should read this post. can’t wait for the next installment of “know your jologs”-i’m so looking forward to seeing gangstahhz and emos and “rastas” and other similar subspecies of jologs

  17. jepoy  said on February 11, 2007:
  18. benj  said on February 11, 2007:
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    I hate the term ‘rock_r’. I listen to rock music, I make rock music and I perform rock music but the term ‘rock_r’ just makes my skin crawl. Its the most pretentious term - only beaten by metrosexual.

    I refuse to go to concerts with large venues and no entrance fees. It’s not worth being elbow to elbow with these… um… creature.

  19. sappyandgay  said on February 11, 2007:
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    YOU ARE HILARIOUS!! i think i may be a regular here… keep it up!

  20. benj  said on February 11, 2007:
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    edit: creatures, dammmitzzzz. my fingerzzz slipped!

  21. Jo H.  said on February 11, 2007:
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    hey! my bro is one of ‘em!!

    Buti na lang gwapo kapatid ko! nyahahah!

  22. Jayvee  said on February 11, 2007:
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    Oh my gosh I won’t teach my brothers to be like these pathetic r0kkeRzZzZ \m/.

  23. mr_d  said on February 12, 2007:
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    wag niyo naman kaming kazzzzuklaman. tao din kami \m/

  24. mari_elle  said on February 12, 2007:
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    You mean those who listen to “Pogi Rock” (what my cousins and I mockingly call Cueshe, Hale, etc.), and swear that it’s cool? Eeeek!

  25. Jayvee  said on February 14, 2007:
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    [quote comment="18690"]You mean those who listen to “Pogi Rock” (what my cousins and I mockingly call Cueshe, Hale, etc.), and swear that it’s cool? Eeeek![/quote]
    Oo nga, pero wag nyo naman sana kaming bigyan ng razzzzzzonnn para kazzzzzzzukkllamannnn namin kayooooooohhh mga r0kkeRzZzZ \m/.

  26. benj  said on February 14, 2007:
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    but to be honest, mocking hale, cueshe et. al. is getting more and more jolog-y.

  27. jaywalker  said on February 14, 2007:
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    LOL I wanna read part 2 already

  28. ade  said on February 14, 2007:
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    [quote comment="18960"]LOL I wanna read part 2 already[/quote]

    Coming up, coming up!

  29. Neil  said on February 16, 2007:
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    Hahahaa. Bwahahaha. Huhuhu. Hihihi. Hehehehe. Hoho. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fucktards. Trying hards. Wannabes. Monstrous. Abominably face-value disastrous. Seizures.

    You, ade. I laughed so hard, my mom shouted at me.

    Hahahaha.

    More retardation! More!

  30. iHaTeEMo  said on February 17, 2007:
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    You forgot the newly discovered species of these kind. The “Emo-rockerzz” These species are much wilder than the rockerzzz species. They bring their acoustic guitar to the mall, make a nest around the amusement area. Sit down and skulk all day asking other people to “sympathize” with them coz they’re so sad nobody wants them in the world, where in fact, they try so hard to get everybody’s attention just to show how pathetic they are….

  31. bry  said on February 17, 2007:
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    Its just your perception dude. If you think they’re posers or stuff… what do you think about yourself? LOL. anyway, if you just giving away infos thats nice. But if your insulting these peeps. I suggest you shouldnt think too highly about urself. Otherwise you might end up being one of them, cause someone things higher than you. And its always gonna be like that. :)

  32. Heegad  said on February 17, 2007:
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    Its just your perception sir. If you think they’re posers or stuff… what do you think about yourself? LOL. anyway, if youre just giving away infos, thats nice. But if youre insulting these peeps. I suggest you shouldnt think too high about urself. Otherwise you might end up being one of them, cause someone thinks higher than you. And its always gonna be like that. :)

  33. tonio  said on February 18, 2007:
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    ako here’s what i think,… sa hirap ng buhay sa pinas at sa dami ng problema,..minsan ang kabataan naghahanap ng “heroes”. i don’t think there’s anything wrong with these so-called rokkerzzz \m/… sometimes they dress up and act like that dahil “uso”. di mo naman masisi. in a country where even the dumbest person can suddenly become president each and everyone needs their own heroes.

    ako eto naisip ko… ung iba sa atin galit na galit sa mga tinatawag na “posers”. let me ask you this. if you we’re in one of the top bands in the land,… (and we all know that these “posers” are the ones who go to those concerts and watch music vids and make song requests anywhere they can…. ) hindi mo ba ma-aappreciate na kayo ung tinitingala nila at ginagaya?

    para sakin,.. let’s just leave them alone. kanya kanyang trip yan…

    saw this from one of the comments in philmusic.. http://talk.philmusic.com/board/index.php/topic,37946.0.html

    naiintindihan ko yong gusto mo ipahiwatig, well may punto ka doon, but heres the another side of your blog… kung meron mga jolog oh rockerzzz oh ano naman tawag sa kanila, meron pa isang klaseng grupo ng mga tao na minsan inyong kaiinisan. Mga taong katulad niyo na makapagmata, mga iho at iha di mo sila dapat husgahan those kids are just having some fun. mga konyo at mayayamang tao na laging iniisip na sila ang nakakahigit sa lahat, hoy nakatira kayo sa pinas! third world na bansa wag niyong husgahan ang mga maralitang tao na yan, kasi sila ang majority dito sa society natin.

    eto tayo noon eto pa din tayo ngayon…

    TATSULOK

    Totoy, bilisan mo, bilisan mo ang takbo..
    ilagang mga bombang nakatutok sa ulo mo
    totoy tumalon ka, dumapa kung kailangan
    at baka tamaan pa, mga balang ligaw…
    totoy makinig ka, wag kang mag-pagabi
    baka pag kamalan ka’t humandusay dyan sa tabi…
    totoy alam mo ba, kung ano ang punot dulo
    ng di matapos-tapos na kaguluhang ito…

    Hindi pulat dilaw, tunay na magkalaban..
    ang kulay at tatak ay di syang dahilan
    hanga’t marami ang lugmok sa kahirapan
    at ang hustisya ay para lang sa mayaman…

    habang may tatsulok, at sila ang nasa tuktok
    di matatapos itong gulo..

    iligtas ang hininga ng kay raming mga tao
    at ang dating munting bukid ngayoy sementeryo
    totoy kumilos ka, baligtarin ang tatsulok
    tulad ng dukha na ilagay mo sa tuktok

  34. ade  said on February 18, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19865"]
    Mga taong katulad niyo na makapagmata, mga iho at iha di mo sila dapat husgahan those kids are just having some fun. mga konyo at mayayamang tao na laging iniisip na sila ang nakakahigit sa lahat, hoy nakatira kayo sa pinas! third world na bansa wag niyong husgahan ang mga maralitang tao na yan, kasi sila ang majority dito sa society natin.

    [/quote]

    #1, hindi ako konyo.
    #2, kung nabasa mo ang reply ko sa forum, malalaman mo ang pinapahiwatig ko dun.
    #3, I don’t understand what you’re saying, kindly please remove that dick from your mouth, ok?

  35. benj  said on February 18, 2007:
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    oh snap!

  36. tonio  said on February 18, 2007:
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    LOL funny thing is , kaw ba pinapatamaan ko? tinamaan ka ba? hinde ka konyo ok given na yon, hinde kita kilala at hinde mo ako kilala, wala akong kilala sa philmusic, at hinde ko din alam kung anong pangalan mo doon, mejo suprising kasi you dont need to react from what ive said. bakit parang tapul na tapul ka? ok di ka konyo, marahil ikaw ang isa sa mga daang -dang pilipino na mapag panggap, wag ka magrereact kasi hinde kita pinapapatamaan, yon eh kung tinatamaan ka…

    ako here’s what i think,… sa hirap ng buhay sa pinas at sa dami ng problema,..minsan ang kabataan naghahanap ng “heroes”. i don’t think there’s anything wrong with these so-called rokkerzzz \m/… sometimes they dress up and act like that dahil “uso”. di mo naman masisi. in a country where even the dumbest person can suddenly become president each and everyone needs their own heroes.

    ako eto naisip ko… ung iba sa atin galit na galit sa mga tinatawag na “posers”. let me ask you this. if you we’re in one of the top bands in the land,… (and we all know that these “posers” are the ones who go to those concerts and watch music vids and make song requests anywhere they can…. ) hindi mo ba ma-aappreciate na kayo ung tinitingala nila at ginagaya?

    para sakin,.. let’s just leave them alone. kanya kanyang trip yan… this was posted by one of the members doon,

  37. tonio  said on February 18, 2007:
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    kung gagawa ka ng isang blog, make it constructive. sa mga pinagsasabi mo parang hinde na tao ang tingin mo sa kanila, filipino ka ba? and theres nothing hilarious about it, hind nakakatawa yon, you think your funny? .. NOT!! Well maybe someday someone or something is gonna get you..bata, believe in karma totoo yon. wag kang makapagmataas kasi baka sa sobrang taas mo hinde ka na makalapag at bumagsak.

  38. benj  said on February 18, 2007:
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    bad grammar is funny.

    your funny! [sic]

  39. ade  said on February 18, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19922"]kung gagawa ka ng isang blog, make it constructive. sa mga pinagsasabi mo parang hinde na tao ang tingin mo sa kanila, filipino ka ba? and theres nothing hilarious about it, hind nakakatawa yon, you think your funny? .. NOT!! Well maybe someday someone or something is gonna get you..bata, believe in karma totoo yon. wag kang makapagmataas kasi baka sa sobrang taas mo hinde ka na makalapag at bumagsak.[/quote]

    I’m not the one taking a blog called “Your Daily Dose of Retard” seriously. Geez. And you’re telling me how to blog on MY blog? Seriously, lighten up.

  40. tonio  said on February 18, 2007:
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    wala akong pakialam kung mali oh tama ang grammar ko, mas nakakahiya ang mga pinagsasabi niyo kesa sa akin.

  41. benj  said on February 18, 2007:
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    Ang pakialamero naman. If you can’t take the joke, sound off. But don’t tell someone to blog a different way.

  42. ade  said on February 18, 2007:
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    Well, Benj, I think this classic image macro sums up what everyone feels about trolls:

    RETARD LOLZ!

  43. Jayvee  said on February 18, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19865"]ako here’s what i think,… sa hirap ng buhay sa pinas at sa dami ng problema,..minsan ang kabataan naghahanap ng “heroes”. i don’t think there’s anything wrong with these so-called rokkerzzz \m/… sometimes they dress up and act like that dahil “uso”. di mo naman masisi. in a country where even the dumbest person can suddenly become president each and everyone needs their own heroes.[/quote]
    We also dress up to what is in style. Naghahanap din kami ng idols or good examples. Why can’t these people find better examples, better fashion statements, and better representation of their music. Why can’t they find better choices? O, ikaw na din ang nagsabi na Pinoy tayo lahat.

    [quote comment="19865"]ako eto naisip ko… ung iba sa atin galit na galit sa mga tinatawag na “posers”. let me ask you this. if you we’re in one of the top bands in the land,… (and we all know that these “posers” are the ones who go to those concerts and watch music vids and make song requests anywhere they can…. ) hindi mo ba ma-aappreciate na kayo ung tinitingala nila at ginagaya?[/quote]
    Hindi lahat ng pumupunta sa concert eh poser, FYI. At hindi lahat ng fans ng lahat ng banda sa Pilipinas tinatarget ng blogger.

    [quote comment="19865"]para sakin,.. let’s just leave them alone. kanya kanyang trip yan…[/quote]
    How can we leave them when almost everyday it bothers us?

    [quote comment="19865"]naiintindihan ko yong gusto mo ipahiwatig, well may punto ka doon, but heres the another side of your blog… kung meron mga jolog oh rockerzzz oh ano naman tawag sa kanila, meron pa isang klaseng grupo ng mga tao na minsan inyong kaiinisan. Mga taong katulad niyo na makapagmata, mga iho at iha di mo sila dapat husgahan those kids are just having some fun. mga konyo at mayayamang tao na laging iniisip na sila ang nakakahigit sa lahat, hoy nakatira kayo sa pinas! third world na bansa wag niyong husgahan ang mga maralitang tao na yan, kasi sila ang majority dito sa society natin.[/quote]
    So ikaw na din ang nag-equate sa mga rockerzzzzz as maralita? Walang sinasabi yung blogger na ganoon. Edi nahuli ka din. Hahahahaha! Diniscriminate mo na nga ng pailalim yung mga taong iyon eh may gana ka pang tawagin kaming o yung blogger na konyo? Double-edged sword, eh? Masyado ka kasing atat makipag-argumento eh. Ahihihihihihi.

    [quote comment="19865"]eto tayo noon eto pa din tayo ngayon…

    TATSULOK

    Totoy, bilisan mo, bilisan mo ang takbo..
    ilagang mga bombang nakatutok sa ulo mo
    totoy tumalon ka, dumapa kung kailangan
    at baka tamaan pa, mga balang ligaw…
    totoy makinig ka, wag kang mag-pagabi
    baka pag kamalan ka’t humandusay dyan sa tabi…
    totoy alam mo ba, kung ano ang punot dulo
    ng di matapos-tapos na kaguluhang ito…

    Hindi pulat dilaw, tunay na magkalaban..
    ang kulay at tatak ay di syang dahilan
    hanga’t marami ang lugmok sa kahirapan
    at ang hustisya ay para lang sa mayaman…

    habang may tatsulok, at sila ang nasa tuktok
    di matatapos itong gulo..

    iligtas ang hininga ng kay raming mga tao
    at ang dating munting bukid ngayoy sementeryo
    totoy kumilos ka, baligtarin ang tatsulok
    tulad ng dukha na ilagay mo sa tuktok[/quote]
    Ohhhhhhhhkayyyyyy. NEXT.

  44. ade  said on February 18, 2007:
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    Thank, you Jayvee. Cookie?

  45. baddie  said on February 18, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19922"]kung gagawa ka ng isang blog, make it constructive. sa mga pinagsasabi mo parang hinde na tao ang tingin mo sa kanila, filipino ka ba? and theres nothing hilarious about it, hind nakakatawa yon, you think your funny? .. NOT!![/quote]
    Ever heard of this thing they call “satire”? Here’s a nice definition of the word:

    A manner of writing that mixes a critical attitude with wit and humor in an effort to improve mankind and human institutions. Ridicule, irony, exaggeration, and several other techniques are almost always present.

    As far as I know, tonio guy, you’re the one looking down upon these “maralita” and asking everyone to understand these people because they’re poor. Besides, “jologs” doesn’t necessarily mean “poor”.

    Now, good sir, leave us alone with Ade’s retardedery! Hippie.

  46. The Show-Ender  said on February 18, 2007:
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    I can’t believe these r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ actually have the AUDACITY to troll Ade’s blog. The nerve!! At least we now know their true colors.

  47. ade  said on February 18, 2007:
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    Thank you Baddie. Blowjob?

  48. The Show-Ender  said on February 18, 2007:
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    Hey people, this “tonio” guy’s quite a firebrand. He apparently lacks a sense of SARCASRM, WIT, and IRONY (as with the average juan). From what I’ve seen, he’s guilty of being a r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ himself.

    Mr tonio, I suggest you loosen up. Not everything you read in the blogosphere is to be taken literally or seriously. To do such would be irrational (like what fundamenalists are doing with them holy books).

    Besides, everyone’s free to write what they want in their own blog, no matter how retarded these entries may be.

    And btw, Ade’s got a “part 2″ (hint hint)

  49. ade  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Thank you Show-Ender. Rimjob?

    Also, satire is so often misunderstood.

  50. tonio  said on February 19, 2007:
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    OMFG!! 80% of this community are GAY im outta here! prolly all of you are GAY. GOD DAMN GET A LIFE FAGSS! and im not part of those rockerzzzz or what ever that is. GET A LIFE FUCKERRRRRRRRZZZZ! LOL you people are full of FAG’s manure.

  51. ade  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19972"]GET A LIFE FUCKERRRRRRRRZZZZ![/quote]

    I’m not the one trolling. Just sayin’.

  52. The Show-Ender  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19972"]OMFG!! 80% of this community are GAY im outta here! prolly all of you are GAY. GOD DAMN GET A LIFE FAGSS! and im not part of those rockerzzzz or what ever that is. GET A LIFE FUCKERRRRRRRRZZZZ! LOL you people are full of FAG’s manure.[/quote]

    dude, you have an acute lack of [sic]. How you post is reflective of your character, btw.

    Feel free to post on part 2, k? We’ll be waiting…

  53. tonio  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="18270"]WFT?! Pagatapos kong magtype nang kay haba-haba, nawala?!

    T____T

    Ano to? Bagong specie na naman ng human? Buti na lang I do not belong to teh human race! =P

    I actually found them by doing a Friendster search for “rockerz”. Seriously.

    Tawag diyan, KRP. Kapisanan ng mga Rockerz sa Pilipinas. At least, oraganized sila, diba?

    Btw, yung rockers sign. I had a classmate who keeps on doing that sign. Then I asked him, “why do you do that sign?” He answered, “Because its cool.” And I told him, “Do you know what that means?” He said, “No. Who cares.” Then I replied, “What if I told you that sign is the Satanists way of praising Satan?” He said, “Hell no!” And I told him, “Go to hell, loser!” >.<[/quote]

    btw, you are totally wrong stupid… maybe you haven’t watch this episode of vh1, well its so nice to inform us but you dont know what you are saying. http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/heavy_the_story_of_metal/series.jhtml

    you didnt even know what that is, its called the corna hands you stupid fag. learn2wiki ok ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna

  54. ade  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19976"][quote comment="18270"]you didnt even know what that is, its called the corna hands you stupid fag. learn2wiki ok ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna/quote

    NO SHIT! Holy fuck guys, we’ve been WIKIPEDIA’D!!!1111onejuan

    RUN! HIDE!

  55. The Show-Ender  said on February 19, 2007:
  56. tonio  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19974"][quote comment="19972"]OMFG!! 80% of this community are GAY im outta here! prolly all of you are GAY. GOD DAMN GET A LIFE FAGSS! and im not part of those rockerzzzz or what ever that is. GET A LIFE FUCKERRRRRRRRZZZZ! LOL you people are full of FAG’s manure.[/quote]

    dude, you have an acute lack of [sic]. How you post is reflective of your character, btw.

    Feel free to post on part 2, k? We’ll be waiting…[/

    you are just being guilty of what you really are… FAG

  57. tonio  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19979"][quote comment="19976"][quote comment="18270"]you didnt even know what that is, its called the corna hands you stupid fag. learn2wiki ok ? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corna/quote

    NO SHIT! Holy fuck guys, we’ve been WIKIPEDIA’D!!!1111onejuan

    RUN! HIDE![/quote]

    you are the one who should.. and you havent learned enough. GET A LIFE …

  58. ade  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Me? Get a life? I’m not the one trolling a blog. Geez.

  59. Jayvee  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19982"]you are the one who should.. and you havent learned enough. GET A LIFE …[/quote]

    Three things:
    - This is not your blog.
    - We have social lives. Maybe it’s about time you get yours. Libre lang iyon.
    - You’re affected too much because you’re one of them. Are you?

  60. benj  said on February 19, 2007:
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    I’ll blog about ade next time. He had it coming. What a retard - at least he admits it. haha.

  61. ade  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19990"]I’ll blog about ade next time. He had it coming. What a retard - at least he admits it. haha.[/quote]

    OMGWTFBBQLOLZWAFFLESROTFL!

  62. jepoy  said on February 19, 2007:
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    STOP EATING SAM MILBY’s JUMBO HOIDOG! I MEAN SAM HOTDOGS.

  63. jepoy  said on February 19, 2007:
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    aww.. hindi lumabas yung picture ni sam :~)

  64. jepoy  said on February 19, 2007:
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    flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame! flame!

    Where’s tonio? :~(

  65. jeff  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Tonio’s gone, I missed out on the fun, dammit

    [quote post="246"]#
    # Do that stupid rock sign with your hands…[/quote]

    That \m/ hand gesture is really REALLY annoying. So you’re r0kkeRzZzZ, ok, ok, I get it. No need to rub it in.

    Makes me want to chop their hands off

  66. ianuarius  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Busy eating Sam Milby harharhar

    His frustrated cause he can’t throw his urine-in-bottle grenade

  67. The Show-Ender  said on February 19, 2007:
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    I don’t think that’s the last we’ve heard of TONIO, aka “Captain Obvious” aka “Guilty r0kkeRzZzZ \m/” aka “UltraDENSE”

    Don’t let your guard down, people. He’s bound to troll us again.

  68. ba  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Well. That was stupid. And jolog.

    ALL HAIL ADE!!! Bwahahahaha

  69. telesforo  said on February 19, 2007:
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    the thing venerates VH1 and wikipedia as authoritative sources of information…hhhhmmmmm. We’d just have to grin and bear its existence…us being fags and all…spikerdave resurrected?

  70. Euri  said on February 19, 2007:
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    [quote comment="19931"]bad grammar is funny.

    your funny! [sic][/quote]

    Ouch. Me grammar, bad too. >__<

  71. Squid  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Hi, Ade. Sorry I missed out on this wonderful example of what the internet is all about: the civil exchange of opinions. But you have to understand something. I’m siding with tonio on this one. I mean, I believe in what he does. Making an idiot of one’s self on the internet is a very noble thing. Speaking out of one’s ass is another noble thing. Trolling blogs one is too dumb to understand and being too much of a coward to actually identify one’s self with one’s website or blog are a couple more noble things.

    Also, I am siding with the poor r0kkeRzZzZ \m/. Sure they may wear Che Guevarra shirts thinking he’s a 70s rockstar. Sure they may wear Nazi swastikas without seeing the irony of colored kids using a white supremacist icon as a totem. But they’re human too, Ade. All these kids need is a job that would give improve their self-esteem. And that’s why I regularly employ r0kkeRzZzZ \m/ as lawn ornaments. The homeless people love the company.

    Now I know this difference of opinion may spell the end of our internet friendship. If so, que sera sera. I wish you good luck in your endeavors.

  72. Pau  said on February 19, 2007:
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    HAY GUYZ! I love beans! Do you love beans too? I think they are yummy and juicy.

  73. benj  said on February 19, 2007:
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    promise kept! hehe

  74. jepoy  said on February 19, 2007:
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    *yawn*

  75. Steel  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Andito ka lang pala, tonio! Napakain mo na ba yung mga biik sa likod-bahay ha? Tsaka saan ka natutong mag-internet? Ang alam mo lang mag-ragnarokkkzzz \m/ ah?

  76. gean  said on February 19, 2007:
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    Haha! Lam mo Ade, naisip/napanaginipan (either of the two) ko na nung pinost mo yung Know Your Jologs na yun e kalaunan matutuklasan yan ng mga yun. Haha ang galing, nangyari nga yung Troll Attack night mo. Lol.

    I will write what I want (I will, of course, draw the line at libel) and if I upset some people’s narrow-minded sensibilities, then boo-fucking-hoo.

    Yeah, continue being a retard if you love it. Haha. They are mad because they are guilty.

    Nga pala, abangan ko Know Your Jologs Part2. Haha.

    Ade, sikat na sikat ka na. U rakkkkkkkkkkzzzzzzzz!!!!!!!!! \m/

    BTW, tonio is out because he is busy doing another porn film. Hahaha.

  77. jepoy  said on February 19, 2007:
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    \m/\m/

    \m/\m/

  78. the jester-in-exile  said on February 20, 2007:
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    hey ade? remember mike a.’s words of wisdom? went something like - it don’t matter that i get flamed, i get the link love.

    cheers. satire is a rare gift.

  79. Noelle  said on February 20, 2007:
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    Eeeeeww. If that’s the Mike A. I think it is, eeeeeeeewwwwww…

  80. chevy  said on February 21, 2007:
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    omg this is hilarious. this hella made my day. can i publish your link on my website PLEASEE??

  81. therealdeal  said on February 21, 2007:
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    well… heres the deal… these guys just give the real rockers a bad name… i mean… how can u call urself a rocker when u dont even know led zep or jimi hendrix or gunz and roses… u can appreciate kamikaze and grayhounz and cushe without being jologs… :P

  82. ade  said on February 21, 2007:
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    [quote comment="20577"]well… heres the deal… these guys just give the real rockers a bad name… i mean… how can u call urself a rocker when u dont even know led zep or jimi hendrix or gunz and roses… u can appreciate kamikaze and grayhounz and cushe without being jologs… :P[/quote]

    I never said I was a rocker.

    ZING!

  83. tonio  said on February 22, 2007:
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    [quote comment="20187"]Andito ka lang pala, tonio! Napakain mo na ba yung mga biik sa likod-bahay ha? Tsaka saan ka natutong mag-internet? Ang alam mo lang mag-ragnarokkkzzz \m/ ah?[/quote]

    LOL di ako naglalaro non eh.. World of warcraft FTW BITCH.

  84. The Show-Ender  said on February 22, 2007:
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    Guys, tonio’s back!! Woohoo!!!!

    Let the flames begin!!!

  85. ade  said on February 23, 2007:
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    [quote comment="20658"]LOL di ako naglalaro non eh.. World of warcraft FTW BITCH.[/quote]

    Why hello again, Tonio.

    STFU!

    Goodbye.

  86. tonio  said on February 23, 2007:
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    [quote comment="20838"][quote comment="20658"]LOL di ako naglalaro non eh.. World of warcraft FTW BITCH.[/quote]

    Why hello again, Tonio.

    Goodbye.[/quote]

    SURE, AFTER YOU, PUSSY WHIPPED! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  87. jepoy  said on February 23, 2007:
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    have you eaten your hotdogs?

  88. tonioisafaggot  said on February 24, 2007:
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    hoy tonio, tinatawag ka ng nanay mo. hala ka. singkwenta pesos na nga lang daw ang baon mo araw-araw sinasayang mo pa sa katarantaduhan mo sa computer shop. uwi na daliii!

  89. therealdeal  said on February 26, 2007:
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    i never said u were a rocker…

  90. Mark  said on March 2, 2007:
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    Comedy gold! Cheers!

  91. pancakes  said on March 24, 2007:
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    yeps hate their breed too!

  92. dimepantera  said on March 27, 2007:
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    \m/ - this sign is metal, made for metal music, not rock. those rockerzzz are posers period they don’t deserve to be called rockers. I’ll bet the one who made this topic is a poseur himself. your topic is irrelevant to what you have in mind asshole. You deserve to be slashed by those so called rockerzzz.

  93. dimepantera  said on March 27, 2007:
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    \m/ this sign is the corna, used to ward off evil spirits not by satanists as one above stated. Later it was used by Dio in his concerts.those rockerzzz can’t even flash it correctly falshing it with their thumbs up. assholes, posers.

  94. utakGAGO  said on March 31, 2007:
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    LOVE THIS POST.

    kung pwede lang gupitin ang laptop ko, gagawin ko. ehehe.

  95. chenyl  said on June 21, 2007:
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    Dear God, WHY indeed. Those poor, poor jologs boys. (err..and girl).

  96. undextrois  said on July 22, 2007:
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    die jologs die!

  97. yhel  said on October 4, 2007:
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    Damn KIMOSAVE, I saw this in his self-proclaimed blogsite…I never thought that an idiot like him would do this shit….throw him in hell!!!!

  98. tal  said on February 29, 2008:
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    hmmmm…looking at this again…parang kamukha ko yung isa. hahahaha!

    oh, i kill myself now…

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