Comments on: When You’re Fat (and possibly smelly), Do. Not. Push. It.

By: michelle

michelle — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 07:45:58 +0000

Hi! I think it was that pretty girl’s lost if she really was thinking the way you thought she did. You’re an intelligent, funny, nice man. And I can already say this about you even if this is my first time reading your blog. ;-) My boyfriend is also chubby with some manboobs and at times, the sweaty smell, but I couldn’t be more attracted to him than I am to Piolo or Brad Pitt or whoever.hehe Some girls prefer chubby ones. ;-)

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By: ade

ade — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:52:45 +0000

[quote comment="16253"]Fat people should have their own way of public transportation, really. Especially the smelly sweaty ones.[/quote]

You hurt my feelings. Ktnxbai.

[quote comment="17333"]hahahah, nako ayoko yung napipisat ako sa FX dati pag papasok ako sa school.. oh my gulay.. or yung parang yung tatlo (sa gitna ng fx) eh naka in at ako lang ang naka out na kada break ni Mr. Kaskasero eh paonti ng paonti ang upuan ko. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!![/quote]

That was exactly what happened also!

By: Sarah

Sarah — Fri, 02 Feb 2007 10:33:37 +0000

hahahah, nako ayoko yung napipisat ako sa FX dati pag papasok ako sa school.. oh my gulay.. or yung parang yung tatlo (sa gitna ng fx) eh naka in at ako lang ang naka out na kada break ni Mr. Kaskasero eh paonti ng paonti ang upuan ko. HAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!

By: helga

helga — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 21:49:42 +0000

Fat people should have their own way of public transportation, really. Especially the smelly sweaty ones.

By: Talamasca

Talamasca — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 15:23:28 +0000

Dude, where’s your car? :-)

At least you were not anally raped sans condoms. That would definitely blow, alright.

By: tin-tin

tin-tin — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 05:13:09 +0000

hehehe. maybe she’s not thinking that :)

By: ade

ade — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:54:11 +0000

[quote comment="16101"]ow come on guys… read between the lines. it’s a coded blog entry. what Ade really wanna say is she hooked up with the girl because they both got off at the same stop and then they went inside one of those motels. i capitalized the letters to show you his real message :

SEX, WE SEX

“damn, it (S)ure was cramp(E)d in the f(X). (WE)ll, there was another fat guy at the end of the row, (S)o there was only room enough for one (EX)tremely small gerbil.”[/quote]

OH SNAP! Don’t root me out!

By: confessions from a cheap motel

confessions from a cheap motel — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 16:07:52 +0000

ow come on guys… read between the lines. it’s a coded blog entry. what Ade really wanna say is she hooked up with the girl because they both got off at the same stop and then they went inside one of those motels. i capitalized the letters to show you his real message :

SEX, WE SEX

“damn, it (S)ure was cramp(E)d in the f(X). (WE)ll, there was another fat guy at the end of the row, (S)o there was only room enough for one (EX)tremely small gerbil.”

By: Keyser

Keyser — Wed, 24 Jan 2007 12:12:09 +0000

Hahaha! It happens to the best of us, no worry. Just try to avoid the seats in the middle cuz it really is not for four persons. Take the seats at the back instead, though you have to knee joust with the person across. Alternatively, you can also try to not be fat. =D