Monthly Archives: December 2006

That’s Some Pasta!

By Ade | December 2, 2006

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Home TV Shopping

By Ade | December 1, 2006

Feeling down and lonely? Got no friends? Fat? Pimply? Ugly? Small boobs?

“My life sucks. I have no social life, my friends hate me, and my sex life is limited to my hand.”

Jimbo is just one of the many losers littering our great country. He is suffering from a sickness called loseroticism, and it is wreaking [...]

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Metro Manila: A Survival Guide

You see the vast expanse of urban decay. You see an endless road, cluttered with tricycles, jeepneys, taxis, and various vehicles. In the horizon you see an impressive skyline of buildings, and at their feet you see a pile of makeshift homes made of used tires and rusted corrugated metal. And everything is coated with [...]