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BETTY AND VERONICA

I’m all for progress, but… NOT BETTY AND VERONICA! PLEASE!

iPod: Dead

BTW, my iPod shuffle is officially dead. :(

Sound: Blue Monsoon

Maybe I’ve been posting too much retarded stuff right now on the internet, but I’m suddenly looking forward to posting non-retarded stuff once in a while. There, there, don’t cry. If you’re looking for someone to make a fool of himself on teh interwebs, you can still count on me. This blog is known as and will continue to be known as “Your Daily Dose of Retard” and I’ll continue to keep supplying you with that stupid juice you so crave.

If you need more convincing that I didn’t jump the shark, one of my first posts on this blog is also an album review, so shut up.

Sound, a jazz fusion band, is probably one of the most talented bands on this side of the planet (heck, make that on the entire planet, period) and I’ve been a big fan of them ever since they released their first album, bossaManila. Ok, ok, maybe some of you (Steel) are complaining that bossa nova is the music of the gay, but I assure you that Sound is anything but gay. Throw out your misconceptions of jazz being ambient music for porn. They’re this one awesome jazz band that’ll blow your mind away.
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2 Days Notice

2 Days Notice (my awesome band) recently had another gig at World Trade Center. View the pictures here.

More Adventures of That Fat Guy

OMG is that my beer belly? And I have boobs! I’m so sexay!

- Oscar Wilde on fatties

As I have mentioned here and here, I have been trying to lose weight for the longest time, but with tragic results. After taking a break from losing weight (I needed to regain my composure- and dignity) I have sort of lost control over my increasingly spiraling weight and, well, even my baggy jeans have felt tight. So what do you do in a situation like this?

You lock yourself up in a room, play with your man boobs for a couple of hours and when you get bored, scream your lungs out until you pass out. When you wake up in a pool of your own drool, you look at your reflection in the mirror and you see that you’re still, um, fat.
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Oh Noes! Missing in Action!

Looks like Noelle isn’t the only one having problems going online. However, Noelle’s problems are more systems related while my troubles are more time related. God I miss the internet. I’m falling behind reading my favorite blogs, submitting articles to The Man Blog, and I haven’t even read Annalyn’s email informing me that my interview with Manila Bulletin has been published already!

Ok Ade, so what happened?

Let’s just say I got sucked into an alternate universe where nobody has time to check their email and are forced to answer calls by Americans who can’t find the start button on their computers. We call this alternate universe “reality”.

Um, ok. So what did you do?

I created a new type of ice cream marketed solely at young girls.

I became so filthy rich in that dimension that I regret coming back here.
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The Manila Bulletin featured me in their latest Blog-O-Rama

By the way, The Manila Bulletin featured me in their latest Blog-O-Rama. [ I hosted it on my site because MB's permalinks changes each day. ]