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Feeling down and lonely? Got no friends? Fat? Pimply? Ugly? Small boobs?

“My life sucks. I have no social life, my friends hate me, and my sex life is limited to my hand.”

Jimbo is just one of the many losers littering our great country. He is suffering from a sickness called loseroticism, and it is wreaking havoc not just on his life, but on the life of millions of losers around the world.


Dr. Sam Peth, Medical Expert:
“Yes, loseroticism is such a big pandemic right now I wonder why they haven’t quarantined the whole world. In fact, I will show you this vague scientific-type-table-graph-thingie to prove my point.”


“I didn’t understand a thing, but I guess it means I’m screwed. I’ll slash my wrists now, kthnxbai.”

But wait! We have a solution for you!

Available for the first time in the Philippines, FAG (Facial Astringent Grease) will help you in your social life. It’s mix of dehydrating and anti-oxidants will cleanse your face and rid you of loseroticism!


Proper FAG cream application

Just check out the before and after pictures of some satisfied customers:

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“OMG! I will try it now! Thank you, FAG!”

FAG is available for the low, low, LOW price of 9,999.99 Pesos. See? It’s so cheap you don’t even have to spend ten grand on it! Also, buy ONE for the price of TWO and get one absolutely FREE!

So what are you waiting for? Dial 1-800-FAG-6969 and start spreading that FAG cream all over your face!

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18 Comments

  1. Gravatar Pinoy Stupid  said on December 2, 2006: Quote

    I still don’t get why some guys get all excited about facial cum shots. It’s quite disgusting.

    And who are these people on the left?! LOL. Borrowed some pics from Mikey’s old Atrocities of Friendster? Hehehe.

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  2. Gravatar miss diss  said on December 2, 2006: Quote

    you do know that “soft” men will now jack off to your blog because you’ve posted sam milby’s picpic, right?

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  3. Gravatar ianuarius  said on December 2, 2006: Quote

    Chismax:

    That guy with bag is err….. not straight
    but wait there is more
    all of them are not….. straight

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  4. Gravatar Neil  said on December 2, 2006: Quote

    “My life sucks. I have no social life, my friends hate me, and my sex life is limited to my hand.”

    (kssk kssk. evil clouds spreading. thunderstorms. mouthbubbles. Gilgamesh and Belzeebub.) Are you insulting me?

    ——

    Hahaha. So hilarious. Keeping the faggotry in the Piolo Pascual federation. Hahahaha.

    The guy with the spectacles perturbs me. Aaargh.

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  5. Gravatar ade  said on December 2, 2006: Quote

    Neil said on December 2, 2006:

    “My life sucks. I have no social life, my friends hate me, and my sex life is limited to my hand.”

    (kssk kssk. evil clouds spreading. thunderstorms. mouthbubbles. Gilgamesh and Belzeebub.) Are you insulting me?

    Mouth bubbles?

    miss diss said on December 2, 2006:

    you do know that “soft” men will now jack off to your blog because you’ve posted sam milby’s picpic, right?

    Holy crap! You’re right!

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  6. Gravatar Neil  said on December 2, 2006: Quote

    Errgh. Gross. I know semen is acidic. Like, she had to gargle the tiny tadpoles in her mouth…. arrrgh.

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  7. Gravatar sarah  said on December 3, 2006: Quote

    what the heck? the before and after shots are pretty awesome.. napapabilib ako! HAHAHHAHAHA!!!

    by the way, yung friend kong si Quyen (she’s Vietnemese) lang ba ang cute?.. bakit yung isa kong friend si Kristin and syempre ako, ndi ba kami cute ren? Hahaha!!! Kristin is pretty, I think she looks like Julia Roberts.

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  8. Gravatar karenkristie  said on December 4, 2006: Quote

    I find it gross too. But I guess to each his own “sexual fantasies”. FYI, facial cumming may also spread HIV when the semen reaches the eyes. Make sure to close your eyes then. Haha!

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  9. Gravatar tin-tin  said on December 4, 2006: Quote

    hahaha. wow! it’s so cheap ha. and the results are amazing! :)

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  10. Gravatar cruise  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    gusto ko mag avail nyan, hehehe,. basta magiging kamukha ko si papa SAM

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  11. Gravatar iskoo  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    hahaha, nakakaaliw ang ang produckto! mukhang yayaman ka dito…

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  12. Gravatar Talamasca  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    Wow! This FAG thingy works wonders indeed! So what do the Hoff and Sam have to say about this?

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  13. Gravatar cheH  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    9,999.99 pesoses That’s a lot eh!? ala bang tag 9 pesos ( di bale na raw mag mukhang kambing basta may resulta)hehehe

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  14. Gravatar Najo  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    I need FAG!~_~

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  15. Gravatar manilenya  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    pwede bang libre na lang? tulong naman ako sa promotion e :)

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  16. Gravatar WiLL  said on December 5, 2006: Quote

    hahahahahahahaha hahahhahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha….yun lang :D

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  17. Gravatar Devilicious  said on December 8, 2006: Quote

    Wala na bang tawad yan?

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  18. Gravatar ade  said on December 8, 2006: Quote

    WiLL said on December 5, 2006:

    hahahahahahahaha hahahhahahaha hahahahahaha hahahahahaha….yun lang :D

    Dude! I edited your comment because you are raping my margins.

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