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Thanks to Poldo and Pik Pak Bum, I’ve discovered this certain website that promotes world peace.

Uh, yeah, world peace. What’s wrong with that?

Oh, yeah, I forgot, they’re not your run-of-the-mill unwashed and drugged out hippies. They actually want to promote world peace through Global Orgasm. That means they’re also, um, sexed out.


Preparations for Global Orgasm Day are underway.

So basically, they’re telling everyone to go out (or inside, whatever) on December 22, and have an orgasm. It doesn’t matter if you do it with someone or undertake this enormous task alone. What matters is that the, um, positive energies you (yes, you!) will give out when you have an orgasm has an effect on humanity. If you get all your friends (yes, your friends! Imagine!) the effect will be magnified. And if everyone in the world is able to get off on December 22, who knows what possible effects will that do? So go on, invite your friends for a mass orgasm session (caught you cringing, haha) on December 22.

Well, the site doesn’t really specify how you should, um, contribute, so you might as well get your partner (girl, boy, dog, whatever) and have fun on the 22nd. What, no partner? Well, we can always have a number of viable alternatives for that.

However, I’m utterly upset by a certain lack of events:

  • There is no mass open-field wanking session. That lack of communal spirit is such a glaring oversight.
  • Also, they did not give out guidelines for those who do not know how to participate. Sure, leave out the n00bs, it’s always fun to do that.
  • Speaking of n00bs, it is ambigious if Steel can participate or not. I think it would be a good opportunity for him, if only he can stand making out with unbathed hippies.
  • Does this count?
  • What if you see this picture while you’re at it and lose momentum? How’re you ever gonna participate in world peace then?!
  • No commemorative keychains, coins, or whatever to remember this momentous event by? WTF?
  • Also, I think the Japanese are way ahead of us. And it’s communal.

Well, then, you may have your misgivings about this event, but just think, isn’t it nice to have world peace in the end? Boys and girls, remember,


With World Peace, everyone wins.

Okay? So, EVERYONE! 5… 4… 3… 2…

So, will you participate? What do you have to say? Don’t be afraid to leave a comment!

EDIT: I’ve created an animated GIF that you might want to use:

Global Orgasm December 22

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49 Comments

  1. Pau, November 23, 2006:

    You will post this in TMB. You will do it, and you will like it.

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  2. ianuarius, November 23, 2006:

    OH that’s why everyone in the office is feeling HOTTTTTTT

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  3. arvin, November 23, 2006:

    shit. haha :D

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  4. manilenya, November 23, 2006:

    ei ade wala ka ng tagbox ..sa paglilimayon ko may nabasa ako bout u …tahimik mo daw sa personal …kaya gulat yung blogger na mayroon ka daw blog na ang title ay noisy noisy man …. totoo ba yun o tsismis lang? lol!

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  5. cruise, November 23, 2006:

    ah dapat mapaghandaan itong araw na ito sa dec 22, hahaha. kulet ng post mo pati rin yung picture…

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  6. manilenya, November 23, 2006:

    uhmmn so walang inuman kaya ka tahimik?
    lol sabihin mo kaya mo tanggal ang tagboard mo kasi sikat ka na parang corny na sa mga sikat na blogger ang may tagboard e :) aminin!!!

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  7. Juice, November 23, 2006:

    Thank you for dropping by the site =) I’m so lazy to update na.
    WOw where do you get THESE pictures? Hahahaha =)

    Hmm, World Orgasm day. It figures anyway, so many ppl in the world are getting orgasms each day, so they might as well commemorate it lol. hahaha.

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  8. ie, November 23, 2006:

    just a month more… :)

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  9. rick, November 23, 2006:

    alright. that’s interesting. *coughs*

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  10. miss diss anything, November 23, 2006:

    i contribute to world peace any fucking day i want to.

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  11. Poldo, November 23, 2006:

    Only a few days left. I’ve already started reading tantric and kamasutra books, I’m aiming for the longest orgasm on the said event. How bout you Ade? Any rituals prepared?

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  12. Pinoy Stupid, November 24, 2006:

    So, will you participate? What do you have to say? Don’t be afraid to leave a comment!

    Hell yeah I’ll do it!

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  13. Lily, November 24, 2006:

    (OT) thanks for dropping by sa website ko… I can’t wait next year!!

    ok… that is a HUGE Tit! hahahaha meron pa lang ganito? hahaha.. oh god!!! oh yes! nakita ko tong japanese picture.. u know na… gosh.. nakakagulat!

    sumali na yung mga gustong sumali! ^^ heheheeh

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  14. ade, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4238"]Only a few days left. I’ve already started reading tantric and kamasutra books, I’m aiming for the longest orgasm on the said event. How bout you Ade? Any rituals prepared?[/quote]

    Since my girlfriend doesn’t subscribe to that kind of thing, I’m planning to contribute to world peace with Mary Palmer:

    Mary Palmer

    … what?!

    [quote comment="4237"]i contribute to world peace any fucking day i want to.[/quote]

    Somebody *coughSteelcough* needs to fuck meet you in person.

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  15. karenkristie, November 24, 2006:

    Hmmm… I wonder, will the “orgasm” last the whole day as well? That would be pretty interesting… Hehe!

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  16. Rob, November 24, 2006:

    count me in!!! hehe

    ang laki naman nung glass dildo na hawak nung babae!

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  17. manilenya, November 24, 2006:

    asus palow profile pa to

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  18. helga, November 24, 2006:

    And this is for world peace. Awesome.
    (Like I actually need a cause to get laid. BUT HEY!!!)

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  19. Steel, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4237"]i contribute to world peace any fucking day i want to.[/quote]

    Somebody *coughSteelcough* needs to fuck meet you in person.[/quote]

    Hey hey hey! I heard that! Just so you know, my Tiffany and I have a very healthy relationship. Right Tiff?

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  20. ade, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4266"]And this is for world peace. Awesome.
    (Like I actually need a cause to get laid. BUT HEY!!!)[/quote]

    This why everybody loves you.

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  21. Sidney, November 24, 2006:

    I gave my best alas it didn’t helped much ! :-((

    “A savage string of apparently coordinated bombings erupted in Sadr City, a Shiite slum of Baghdad, killing more than 140 people.”

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  22. Jigs, November 24, 2006:

    Hey, Thanks for dropping by my blog. Ya’ll come back now ya hear? LOL!

    This is an interesting idea! LOL! I totally agree about you said. There should be this mass wanking session and I would love to have one of those keychains!

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  23. ade, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4245"]

    So, will you participate? What do you have to say? Don’t be afraid to leave a comment!

    Hell yeah I’ll do it![/quote]

    That’s the spirit! World peace… world peace… world PEACE…

    [quote comment="4272"]I gave my best alas it didn’t helped much ! :-((

    “A savage string of apparently coordinated bombings erupted in Sadr City, a Shiite slum of Baghdad, killing more than 140 people.”[/quote]

    Well, if w participate on Dec 22, it just might work…

    [quote comment="4269"][quote comment="4237"]i contribute to world peace any fucking day i want to.[/quote]

    Somebody *coughSteelcough* needs to fuck meet you in person.[/quote]

    Hey hey hey! I heard that! Just so you know, my Tiffany and I have a very healthy relationship. Right Tiff?[/quote]

    Who?

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  24. manilenya, November 24, 2006:

    ibang helga yata yung bisista mo sa sinasabi ni Schumey .. yung Helga na sinasabi niya isa sa co author ng black and white blog …

    hmmnn tignan mo kasi ang page rank mo baka 1 di mo lang namamalayan :)basta sikat ka period …. nanloloko ka pa e.
    teka san ba ko makakakuha ng plugin mong mathematician kasi grabeh spam ko e parang pumikit lang ako inuulan na ko masyadng matrabaho ang magremove ng magremove :(

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  25. Steel, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4274"]
    Who?[/quote]

    Tiffany! Y’know, my new girlfriend who Coco would love to bang so much from behind?

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  26. Lily, November 24, 2006:

    (off topic…about your comment)ade, I was thinking to release my blog script as a simple blog tool not as big as wordpress, but my knowledge when it comes to programming PHP is not good enough yet. I’m still doing a lot of research, but I am planning to build a Fanlisting Manager which you just install it, and if you want to create a new fanlisting, it will automatic create a folder for your new FL, pages needed, you can add new folder and pages, create your layout using the templating system.

    I know it is a huge dream but as I said, I have to study and learn more.

    Long before this CMS came into existence, I was using Movable Type and then came the wordpress. I got frustrated in doing the layout so I learned myself in making a simple blog. Thanks to Day Dream Graphics.Com for the tutorials and then I just upgrade my scripts everytime I learn something new.

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  27. miss diss anything, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4269"][quote comment="4237"]i contribute to world peace any fucking day i want to.[/quote]

    Somebody *coughSteelcough* needs to fuck meet you in person.[/quote]

    Hey hey hey! I heard that! Just so you know, my Tiffany and I have a very healthy relationship. Right Tiff?[/quote]

    Er, likewise, I’d rather stick to my man who’s always cooperative and is (almost but not quite) as flexible as I am.

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  28. Steel, November 24, 2006:

    Oh yeah? well, my Tiffany is much more flexible! I think by showing you her picture you’ll understand why.

    That’s she!

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  29. Pinoy Stupid, November 24, 2006:

    Thanks for the sideblog mention by the way. I can’t wait for the 22nd. Can I do my own orgasm day today instead?

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  30. miss diss anything, November 24, 2006:

    [quote comment="4287"]Oh yeah? well, my Tiffany is much more flexible! I think by showing you her picture you’ll understand why.

    That’s she![/quote]

    yo tiffany’s so ugly, the moment you reached for toilet paper, your shit ran back up your sphincter.

    awww just kidding, she’s beeyootifool!

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  31. keysi, November 24, 2006:

    mapapa-aga ang pagpapaputok ko! bwahaha!

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  32. iskoo, November 25, 2006:

    haha, haha kakaibang event yan. siguradong maraming magpaparticipate…

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  33. Neil, November 25, 2006:

    Where would be the venue, ade?

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  34. ade, November 25, 2006:

    [quote comment="4287"]Oh yeah? well, my Tiffany is much more flexible! I think by showing you her picture you’ll understand why.

    That’s she![/quote]

    Aw crap, Steel! You and Tiff are such a sweet couple.

    [quote comment="4295"]mapapa-aga ang pagpapaputok ko! bwahaha![/quote]

    It. Has. To. Be. Syncronized.

    [quote comment="4306"]haha, haha kakaibang event yan. siguradong maraming magpaparticipate…[/quote]

    For world peace, yeah!

    [quote comment="4324"]Where would be the venue, ade?[/quote]

    Wanna organize a mass open-field wanking session?

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  35. Richmond, November 25, 2006:

    At ano namang panama nung mga keychain sa Baguio dyan sa picture… ?

    make babies not war.

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  36. Euri, November 25, 2006:

    Dec 22 is the Global Orgasm Day? I’ll keep that in mind. ;)

    Jesus is Watching you Masturbate

    Who the hell would want to show off masturbating in front of Jesus for Christ sake! Still, it reminds me of the song Christian Woman.

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  37. cheH, November 26, 2006:

    For all we know,for some people *ouch ouch* only Global Days are real,the orgasms are mere illusion lol

    This is freakin’ hilarious! thanks ade! & btw,glad you dropped by & left comments in my blog:)

    I hope you guys are having a fine weekend!

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  38. tin-tin, November 26, 2006:

    ang ignorante ko pramis! paano makakaocntribute sa world peace yan?

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  39. Darwin, November 26, 2006:

    Hey Ade, are you participating on the 22nd?!? Hahaha

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  40. Shari, November 26, 2006:

    I came across that Global Orgasms web site a couple of days ago, and I couldn’t stop laughing my big butt off while I was there.

    I’m definitely in. Although I agree with the drawbacks you’ve mentioned, World Peace has been one of my biggest dream, and I know the energy I’ll exude will greatly contribute to it. LOL.

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  41. helga, November 27, 2006:

    So, um, how’re you gonna participate in Global Orgasm Day then?
    My UTI would have been totally cured by then, and this is as much as I know: I DEFINITELY wont be taking matters into my own hand. =p

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  42. trench, November 27, 2006:

    Global Orgasm day eh? Why not a photo of a cunt instead of a cock? LOL. My wife and I will contribute to this. Marking it on my calendar now! haha

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  43. benj, November 27, 2006:

    ^ ade’s not into that.

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  44. chelsea, November 29, 2006:

    everyday should be global orgasm day.i wonder how they picked the day? hhmm.. and thats a pretty big weiner. yay. ahm pls dont tell me those are priests.

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  45. ade, November 29, 2006:

    [quote comment="4464"]everyday should be global orgasm day.i wonder how they picked the day? hhmm.. and thats a pretty big weiner. yay. ahm pls dont tell me those are priests.[/quote]

    Yep, those are priests, and they’re offering a miniature replica of my weiner for world peace.

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  46. Steel, November 29, 2006:

    …and they’re offering a miniature replica of my weiner for world peace.

    Anybody got a microscope?

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  47. aiRah, November 29, 2006:

    that’s really weird.

    how in the world could it possibly contribute to world peace?

    “make love, not war”…?

    kung hindi yan, then bollocks, kahit kalugin ko na ang utak ko, ala pa rin.

    ang weird tlga. hehe.

    have a nice day! *hugs*

    cheers,
    aiRah

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  48. Laasya, December 4, 2006:

    Awesomeness! Will mark this date. :P

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  49. cyberpunk, December 26, 2006:

    hey, i like that animated gif ha…hehe

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