Don’t gloat. DON’T GLOAT.
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I’m not trying to be a prick or something, but I want you to check out the newest Man Blog editor lineup:
*hem-hem*
Well, since I am now alongside the ranks of such noble awesome and physically endowed bloggers in that awesome Celebrity Blog such as Mike “Fucking” Villar and Squid Villanueva, I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance. No uglies, ok?
[ Mike sent me an email: No, actually, I give you the power to give me an orgasm. Start now. ]
Ok, that was insensitive of me for gloating. I promise not to be an asshole anymore. I promise to be good and humble and all that noble whatever.
BUT I’M A MAN BLOG EDITOR NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT! OMG YOU LIEK SUCK LOL!!!1111oneone546eleventyone
Also, gratiz to Balls for making it alive too. I told you it was worth it spending one night with that fat sweaty hairy man we call Mike.
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OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man!
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congratz!
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Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?
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Congratulations! It’s nice to see that your now a man… blog editor. And to Hasselhoff too for being part of your victory.
PS: Keep on retarding us
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In Barry Manilow’s immortal words, “Looks like [you've] made it!”
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My Dearest Son Ade:
You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.
Love
Mom
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Poldo said on November 3, 2006:
OMG indeed! Teh Hoff is teh avatar of manliness!
Roanne said on November 3, 2006:
*checks anatomy*
Nah, I doubt that a penis that is as ginormous as mine could be plastic.
jong said on November 3, 2006:
Thanks!
Squid said on November 4, 2006:
Oh noes! Mom found out!
Wait… Squid is my mom?
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Does that mean our souls are saved and there’s no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?
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Steel said on November 4, 2006:
Yeah, tittie heaven, but I believe we will be going to manboob heaven, where every tittie is a hairy, manly boobie.
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And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won’t change anything between us.
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Steel said on November 4, 2006:
We can still hold clandestine rendevous during lights out. I’m sure Mike won’t mind.
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What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!
Er, can I join you guys sometime?
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You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it’s gone! FUCK! Oh well, I’ll do it again. eventually.
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okay, this is a question i’ve been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?
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Mikey said on November 4, 2006:
No. Fucking. Way.
Jerome aka Bridget Jones said on November 4, 2006:
See that guy who posted before you? He’s the man.
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Congratulations! higher doses of retard is definitely on the horizon. :D
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Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe
You should push for alphabetized listing! hehe
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Hey Ade! Congratulations! ;)
And yes, girls will melt by just looking at your avatar. hahaha.
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the editors look like the usual police line up for sex offenders har har har foolish pig cops, you wont get me mwahahahaha
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Yeah, that Hasslehoff avatar totally gave me that pee-pee OMG OMG OMG feeling.
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Congratulations on the Man Blog thing.
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benj said on November 4, 2006:
Yep! We also do toilet cleaning and gardening. Next!
Poldo said on November 4, 2006:
That’s how we spread the man-love, good sir. Camaraderie and occasional sex is important if you want to maintain a nice working relationship with you colleagues.
My apologies for hi-jacking your site’s Comments section, Mr. Noisy Man. I go back in solitude now.
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ade said on November 6, 2006:
Now if you’re wondering what makes us Man Blog editors produce such awesome articles, the secret is out now: HOT MAN TO MAN ACTION!
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Noelle said on November 6, 2006:
OK, well I guess that means you can call me Noel from now on.
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