Don’t gloat. DON’T GLOAT.
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I’m not trying to be a prick or something, but I want you to check out the newest Man Blog editor lineup:
*hem-hem*
Well, since I am now alongside the ranks of such noble awesome and physically endowed bloggers in that awesome Celebrity Blog such as Mike “Fucking” Villar and Squid Villanueva, I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance. No uglies, ok?
[ Mike sent me an email: No, actually, I give you the power to give me an orgasm. Start now. ]
Ok, that was insensitive of me for gloating. I promise not to be an asshole anymore. I promise to be good and humble and all that noble whatever.
BUT I’M A MAN BLOG EDITOR NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT! OMG YOU LIEK SUCK LOL!!!1111oneone546eleventyone
Also, gratiz to Balls for making it alive too. I told you it was worth it spending one night with that fat sweaty hairy man we call Mike.
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OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man!
congratz!
Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?
Congratulations! It’s nice to see that your now a man… blog editor. And to Hasselhoff too for being part of your victory.
PS: Keep on retarding us
In Barry Manilow’s immortal words, “Looks like [you've] made it!”
My Dearest Son Ade:
You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.
Love
Mom
[quote comment="3382"]OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man![/quote]
OMG indeed! Teh Hoff is teh avatar of manliness!
[quote comment="3386"]Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?[/quote]
*checks anatomy*
Nah, I doubt that a penis that is as ginormous as mine could be plastic.
[quote comment="3385"]congratz![/quote]
Thanks!
[quote comment="3399"]My Dearest Son Ade:
You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.
Love
Mom[/quote]
Oh noes! Mom found out!
Wait… Squid is my mom?
Does that mean our souls are saved and there’s no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?
[quote comment="3409"]Does that mean our souls are saved and there’s no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?[/quote]
Yeah, tittie heaven, but I believe we will be going to manboob heaven, where every tittie is a hairy, manly boobie.
And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won’t change anything between us.
[quote comment="3411"]And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won’t change anything between us.[/quote]
We can still hold clandestine rendevous during lights out. I’m sure Mike won’t mind.
What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!
Er, can I join you guys sometime?
You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it’s gone! FUCK! Oh well, I’ll do it again. eventually.
okay, this is a question i’ve been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?
[quote comment="3425"]You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it’s gone! FUCK! Oh well, I’ll do it again. eventually.[/quote]
No. Fucking. Way.
[quote comment="3426"]okay, this is a question i’ve been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?[/quote]
See that guy who posted before you? He’s the man.
Congratulations! higher doses of retard is definitely on the horizon. :D
Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe
You should push for alphabetized listing! hehe
Hey Ade! Congratulations! ;)
And yes, girls will melt by just looking at your avatar. hahaha.
the editors look like the usual police line up for sex offenders har har har foolish pig cops, you wont get me mwahahahaha
Yeah, that Hasslehoff avatar totally gave me that pee-pee OMG OMG OMG feeling.
Congratulations on the Man Blog thing.
[quote comment="3444"]Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe
[/quote]
Yep! We also do toilet cleaning and gardening. Next!
[quote comment="3416"]What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!
[/quote]
That’s how we spread the man-love, good sir. Camaraderie and occasional sex is important if you want to maintain a nice working relationship with you colleagues.
My apologies for hi-jacking your site’s Comments section, Mr. Noisy Man. I go back in solitude now.
Now if you’re wondering what makes us Man Blog editors produce such awesome articles, the secret is out now: HOT MAN TO MAN ACTION!
OK, well I guess that means you can call me Noel from now on.