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I’m not trying to be a prick or something, but I want you to check out the newest Man Blog editor lineup:

OMG I'M AN EDITOR!!111one
*hem-hem*

Well, since I am now alongside the ranks of such noble awesome and physically endowed bloggers in that awesome Celebrity Blog such as Mike “Fucking” Villar and Squid Villanueva, I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance. No uglies, ok?


[ Mike sent me an email: No, actually, I give you the power to give me an orgasm. Start now. ]

Ok, that was insensitive of me for gloating. I promise not to be an asshole anymore. I promise to be good and humble and all that noble whatever.

BUT I’M A MAN BLOG EDITOR NOW, AND YOU’RE NOT! OMG YOU LIEK SUCK LOL!!!1111oneone546eleventyone

Also, gratiz to Balls for making it alive too. I told you it was worth it spending one night with that fat sweaty hairy man we call Mike.

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  1. Gravatar Poldo  said on November 3, 2006: Quote

    OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man!

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  2. Gravatar jong  said on November 3, 2006: Quote

    congratz!

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  3. Gravatar Roanne  said on November 3, 2006: Quote

    Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?

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  4. Gravatar Darwin  said on November 3, 2006: Quote

    Congratulations! It’s nice to see that your now a man… blog editor. And to Hasselhoff too for being part of your victory.

    PS: Keep on retarding us

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  5. Gravatar miss diss anything  said on November 3, 2006: Quote

    In Barry Manilow’s immortal words, “Looks like [you've] made it!”

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  6. Gravatar Squid  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    My Dearest Son Ade:

    You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.

    Love
    Mom

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  7. Gravatar ade  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Poldo said on November 3, 2006:

    OMG, the avatar…David Hasselhoff is the man!

    OMG indeed! Teh Hoff is teh avatar of manliness!

    Roanne said on November 3, 2006:

    Congrats I guess. Does one need to have a penis to write for the Man-Blog? Or is a plastic one good enough?

    *checks anatomy*

    Nah, I doubt that a penis that is as ginormous as mine could be plastic.

    jong said on November 3, 2006:

    congratz!

    Thanks!

    Squid said on November 4, 2006:

    My Dearest Son Ade:

    You used to be a good boy. Why the heck did you suddenly ally yourself with the dregs of society? Saan ba ako nagkamali? I will pray for your soul.

    Love
    Mom

    Oh noes! Mom found out!

    Wait… Squid is my mom?

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  8. Gravatar Steel  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Does that mean our souls are saved and there’s no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?

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  9. Gravatar ade  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Steel said on November 4, 2006:

    Does that mean our souls are saved and there’s no place for us to go but to tittie heaven when we die?

    Yeah, tittie heaven, but I believe we will be going to manboob heaven, where every tittie is a hairy, manly boobie.

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  10. Gravatar Steel  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won’t change anything between us.

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  11. Gravatar ade  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Steel said on November 4, 2006:

    And should we stop sleeping with each other? I hope being co-eds won’t change anything between us.

    We can still hold clandestine rendevous during lights out. I’m sure Mike won’t mind.

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  12. Gravatar Poldo  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!

    Er, can I join you guys sometime?

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  13. Gravatar Mikey  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it’s gone! FUCK! Oh well, I’ll do it again. eventually.

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  14. Gravatar Jerome aka Bridget Jones  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    okay, this is a question i’ve been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?

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  15. Gravatar ade  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Mikey said on November 4, 2006:

    You know what sucks? Our awesome host decided to restore their backups from yesterday and all the changes I made on the site were deleted. I mean dude I fucking coded that PHP with my bare hands and now it’s gone! FUCK! Oh well, I’ll do it again. eventually.

    No. Fucking. Way.

    Jerome aka Bridget Jones said on November 4, 2006:

    okay, this is a question i’ve been meaning to ask this for the longest time: what are the chances of a gay man getting into the prestigious Man Blog Editor Line-up? Or at least contribute, maybe?

    See that guy who posted before you? He’s the man.

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  16. Gravatar jhay  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Congratulations! higher doses of retard is definitely on the horizon. :D

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  17. Gravatar benj  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe

    You should push for alphabetized listing! hehe

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  18. Gravatar April Zara  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    Hey Ade! Congratulations! ;)

    And yes, girls will melt by just looking at your avatar. hahaha.

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  19. Gravatar confessions from a cheap motel  said on November 4, 2006: Quote

    the editors look like the usual police line up for sex offenders har har har foolish pig cops, you wont get me mwahahahaha

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  20. Gravatar helga  said on November 5, 2006: Quote

    Yeah, that Hasslehoff avatar totally gave me that pee-pee OMG OMG OMG feeling.

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  21. Gravatar Pinoy Stupid  said on November 5, 2006: Quote

    Congratulations on the Man Blog thing.

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  22. Gravatar Steel  said on November 5, 2006: Quote

    benj said on November 4, 2006:

    Wait, do editors at TMB do actual editing? hehe

    Yep! We also do toilet cleaning and gardening. Next!

    Poldo said on November 4, 2006:

    What the hell is wrong with you people? You guys are sick!

    That’s how we spread the man-love, good sir. Camaraderie and occasional sex is important if you want to maintain a nice working relationship with you colleagues.

    My apologies for hi-jacking your site’s Comments section, Mr. Noisy Man. I go back in solitude now.

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  23. Gravatar ade  said on November 6, 2006: Quote

    ade said on November 6, 2006:

    That’s how we spread the man-love, good sir. Camaraderie and occasional sex is important if you want to maintain a nice working relationship with you colleagues.

    Now if you’re wondering what makes us Man Blog editors produce such awesome articles, the secret is out now: HOT MAN TO MAN ACTION!

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  24. Gravatar Noelle  said on November 6, 2006: Quote

    Noelle said on November 6, 2006:

    I guess I am finally granted the power to give simultaneous multiple orgasms to all the girls who visit my blog. From a distance.

    OK, well I guess that means you can call me Noel from now on.

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