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Since it’s almost Halloween and All Soul’s day, let’s talk about ghosts and other creatures of the night (no Mike, I’m not talking about that girl you picked up yesterday at Quezon Avenue). I’m not really one who readily believes in ghosts and other supernatural stuff, mainly because I get freaked out easily. So I sort of use logic and science to keep myself from being scared shitless. So if me and a friend would suddenly become the subjects of a haunting, the following conversation would certainly ensue:

Friend: Did you hear that?
Me: Did I hear what?
Friend: That! Footprints and that ethereal moaning?
Me: Moaning, you say? It’s probably somebody making out behind us. Most likely furries. Move along.
Friend: No, I mean it! It’s… it’s… it’s… unearthly!
Me: Dude, did you take your medication today?
Friend: ZOMBIES! BEHIND US!
Me: How many times have i told you that hallucinogens are bad for you?
Friend: Flesh eating zombies!
Me: Yeah whatever. You’re creeping me out. Goodbye.
Friend: NO! COME BACK! AAAAAAAAGH! ADE! ADE! HEEEEL-
Me: You’re not getting any Oscars out of that performance, I’m sure.
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Me: …Hello?

But even though I try at times to be logical, I still get scared of stuff. A roundup of creepy things that still give me nightmares:

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Whatever way you look at it, having sex with your dog is just plain wrong.

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