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So finally, after a few weeks of nail-biting suspense I finally recieved an email from Rising Internet Superstar Mike “Fucking” Villar telling me that I’ve been inducted into the awesome, amazing, exclusive and totally mind-blowing Dash Media Network. If you’ve been living under a rock for the last two weeks or so and you don’t know what Dash Media is, I’ve put up a page about Dash Media’s philosophy here.

Dash Media Yay!

According to the email,

Out of over a hundred submissions, only 22 blogs made the final cut to qualify as members of the Dash Media Network. These blogs are not merely the best of the lot but more importantly passed through the most stringent of criteria focused on the quality of the content. Your blog has been chosen as one them. Congratulations!

Whoa.

I don’t know if the guys at Dash Media lost their minds. Their tagline is “Simply the Coolest Content Online”, and I never thought of this blog as anything but retarded. I guess cool fits in as well now. Anyway, being inducted into this awesome network puts some pressure on me. So in the next few days, in order to keep the network’s high standards, I will be posting about:

  • A blow-by-blow account of my totally uneventful day where the highlight was me scratching my crotch
  • Uninspired poetry
  • Song lyrics
  • Every single plugin and code tweak that I do to my blog. I KEEL THEE BY BOREDOM LOL111
  • Memes. Memes. Memes.
  • Lame attempts to be snarky in order to gain attention
  • yO bRuThA m fRoM tHa GhEtToZZZ y’aLL!
  • Dicks.
  • Copy-and-pasted forwarded emails
  • “Philisophical” entries where I try to be more profound than I really am
  • Loads and loads of pictures that you wouldn’t be interested in
  • Quizzes. Because the reference to them is mandatory.
  • OMG IM SO LEIK EMO I WANNA DIE!111 posts

If those things don’t interest you, 25 blogs have been inducted, and you can browse and be blown away by the other blogs selected to be part of Dash Media:

If you want to be part of Dash Media, just keep on visiting their website. I’m sure they’d be opening up a second round of submissions soon. If your content is good enough, you’ll make it!

Also, I just wanted to gloat. What I really wanted to talk about is Steel’s commentwhoring adventures here.

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By Ade
September 23, 2006

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16 Comments

  1. Steel, September 23, 2006:

    This has got to be the most whoribbly pimping entry you’ve posted. There are 27 links all in all. Three point to dashmedia and two to my blog. Thanks for the link love btw mwahugz!

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  2. benj, September 23, 2006:

    thanks for linking.

    ill link up when i stop being lazy.

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  3. jong, September 23, 2006:

    nice one ade. cool nga ang blog mo e, karapatdapat kang maging kasapi ng dash media hehe

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  4. Bobby, September 23, 2006:

    Wow! Congrats!
    By the way, wala na yung kud0s blog ko. :(
    But the good news is…

    http://bobbyjonc.blogspot.com

    Hehe!

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  5. jhay, September 23, 2006:

    Congrats ade. You nailed another one! :D

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  6. benj, September 23, 2006:

    that reminds me… why cant mikey post the urls of the blogs that didnt make it? That way, we can gloat in the proper places. ehehehe

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  7. Najo, September 24, 2006:

    Congratulations. ^^

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  8. annabanana, September 24, 2006:

    congratulations, ade!

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  9. Jee, September 25, 2006:

    Congrats ade, well deserved.

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  10. ade, September 25, 2006:

    [Comment ID #2495 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Whoa! Don’t rat me out, pardner!

    Also, thanks to everyone. :)

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  11. comelecAKO, September 25, 2006:

    congratulations ade. now excuse me while I turn green with envy. hahaha.

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  12. Xtina, September 26, 2006:

    hey, you did well. :)

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  13. Jerome aka Bridget Jones, September 28, 2006:

    ako din…baka ma-indak sa prestigious media group na ito. magpo-post ako ng malalim na entries kamukha ng:

    The Impact of Sam Hotdogs to the Eating Habits of Young Gay Men,
    The Profound Impact of Gay Films whose Themes are Always Macho Dancing and Male Prostitution to the Eradication of Poverty,
    An In-depth Review of “Snakes on a Plane” – A Dissenting Opinion to Noisy, Noisy Man’s Take Over the Movie
    The Psychology of Memes – Challenging One’s Creativity

    and of course…

    Dash Media – A Beacon of Truth, Justice, and Credibility

    Okay ba yung mga titles, master? Will I be worthy? Hehehehehe…

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  14. REX, September 29, 2006:

    wow, galing naman! congratulations! =p i am so looking forward to your very interesting topics in the coming days, bwahaha! =p

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  15. chin2x, September 30, 2006:

    wow ade congratulations! you so deserve this honor..you blog about the funniest and most retarded things!

    this is the place to get your daily dose of retard!

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  16. Sidney, October 1, 2006:

    Congrats!

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