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Much to my regret, I’ve taken down the Shoutbox because it’s attracting retards. I will miss the awesome conversations we’ve had there.
I took my (long-suffering) girlfriend, Reese, out to lunch and a movie today. We had a wonderful time, but that’s not what I want to talk about. You see, I’ve discovered something during that date and it can really help anyone who’s having problems with their relationships.
Watch “Snakes on A Plane“.
By the way, we’re not going through any rough patches right now, but still SOaP worked like magic on us. In fact, I believe that watching SOaP can not only save a lot of marriages, but it can also cure cancer, lower gas prices, feed world hunger, solve the JFK assassination, and all that noble stuff. But don’t quote me on that. I was just there for the snakes.
But why take my word for it? I’ll let you in on what happened in the cinema. Here is the actual, unedited transcript of our deepest, most heartfelt conversation to date. And it happened in the cinema.
Reese: You told me this movie’s gonna be a treat for me.
Ade: Of course it’s be a treat. This is the most awesome movie ever!
Reese: So what’s it called?
Ade: Snakes on a Plane.
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You are working and slaving away at that job of yours for a couple of years now, and you feel that you need to move up the corporate ladder. That promotion seems to be totally elsusive, and you don’t feel it coming.
It suddenly hits you: you don’t want this job anymore. You want to do something awesome, and you can never ever do it when you are working behind that desk teaching Americans halfway around the world how to click the Start button.
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