Search Terms That Make Me Cringe

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In case you don’t know (or care), I’m using this wonderful WordPress Plugin, called WP-ShortStat, that helps me find out who’s visiting my blog, what website they come from, and if they found my site from a search engine, what search words they used.

I was checking my shortstat the other day and I was disturbed, even concerned, about the welfare and mental health of some of my visitors. A quick glance at the search strings gave me the creeps:

I am sure glad that most of my readers are normal. Do you guys get weird visitors as well? Maybe you won’t mind telling me your stories.

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  1. Gravatar poldo  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    Hey, thanks for the plugin info. I only use performancing.com’s metrics system and google analytics. This one’s good.

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  2. Gravatar jong  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    hey, saan naman sila napupunta kapag nasearch ang site mo? hehe ang entries? haha

    gamit ko rin yang plugin na yan, ganda talaga. Ang mga search strings na madalas eh magmahal muli chords at eurostar carnival pati ang world pyro olympics.. Meron namang mangilan-ilan na nagsearch ng “kahit ano”, weird talaga. meron ding “nakakaapekto sa pagaaral ng estudyante” hehe natawa talaga ako..

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  3. Gravatar jong  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    mga bagong search strings

    “kwentong me aral” - tsk tsk me?
    “mga sagot sa panaginip” - man, english ang gamitin mo, makakahanap ka ng sagot
    “latest bangbus password may 2006″ - haha feel niya naman may makikita siyang password sa site ko na pang bangbus haha.

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  4. Gravatar ba  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    Yung sa akin:

    bayag bata
    bayag
    banduria notes
    orange and lemons boyband
    pinoy ako soundtrack similar to the care music
    Korean madness
    how to write a jr. high “mvp speech”

    Malupit ang ShortStat!!! Hahaha

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  5. Gravatar skwayred  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    Yes, I receive those too through a different stat plug-in: kwentong pangbata, makati scandal, bakit gusto ng Pilipino pumuti, mga kwentong hubad, how do you pronounce Ng, ako mag ano try ko (?!). Weird people.

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  6. Gravatar arvin  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    weird!! hmmmmmmmmmm…… at dahil diyan nag-install na din ako ng shortstat ko! yehey!

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  7. Gravatar Jaypee  said on May 18, 2006: Quote

    Better to have weird, psycho visitors than none at all. Hehe. :D

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  8. Gravatar ba  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    Oh! I once had a Google referrer, Pc Magnaye yung string. Someone’s stalking your sister, wahahahaha.

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  9. Gravatar eric  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    when i was still in blogspot, ( and even until now!) i do get weird search keywords like,:

    bacolod scandal
    piolo scandal
    troy mentero scandal
    ethel booba scandal
    makati scandal
    san beda scandal
    euthanasia
    girlfriends of jose rizal

    ang weird… hinahayaan ko na lang sila..

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  10. Gravatar ruther  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    baka dahil sa post mo na “The Clueless Wonders of the Blogosphere” kaya lumabas ang site mo gamit ang search string na “super blinkies”….

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  11. Gravatar Tam  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    Search engines think you are seksi! That was corny.

    So far, ayon sa extremetracker ko, hindi pa naman umabot sa ganyan kalala ang search terms ko. Usually name ko ang search term

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  12. Gravatar Noelle De Guzman  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    “I am sure glad most of my readers are normal.”

    Heh. Really now? :p

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  13. Gravatar tin-tin  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    david hasselhoff? buhay pa pala yun. may fans pa sya?!?!?!

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  14. Gravatar mr_d  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    ahhh… ang peyborit ko na search term na lumanding sa blog ko ay “Alamat ng Tae” Ikekwento niya siguro sa kindergarten class niya…

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  15. Gravatar April Zara  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    Hahahaha, I like “willie revillame ’s home address”.

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  16. Gravatar Keren  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    Whoa, those are pretty weird. I usually get searches of famous people I’ve blogged about before.

    Hats off for the plugin (wp-shortstat) tip! :)

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  17. Gravatar Kxia  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    …Ayos. Masubukan nga. :laughs:

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  18. Gravatar jhay  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    at least mayaman sa keywords ang blog mo, hehehe

    hindi lang basta keywords, kakaibang kumbinasyon ng mga keywords! asteeg! hehehe

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  19. Gravatar jong  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    alam ko super layo nito..

    may game pala na flying spaghetti monster. haha

    flying spaghetti monster game

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  20. Gravatar yen  said on May 19, 2006: Quote

    meron dn akong ganyan plugin kc naka wordpress dn ako pro dko alam panu gamitin hehe. d naman kc ako gumawa ng site ko, taga lagay lng ako ng entry, panu ba malaman yang mga visitors????

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  21. Gravatar Devilicious  said on May 20, 2006: Quote

    Hahaha.. thanks to those search engines! Oks lang yan.. atleast u need not exert effort just to gain traffic db?

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  22. Gravatar ie  said on May 20, 2006: Quote

    congratulations, your site’s special. ha ha. now i wonder what leads people to my blog. hmmm… i hope we wouldn’t share a similar fate when i find out. ha ha. :)

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  23. Gravatar Steel  said on May 21, 2006: Quote

    I found your site using the ff keywords:

    - Banana split
    - Spoonfed monkeys
    - David hasselhoff in action OMG Im so gay lolololzzz!

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  24. Gravatar tricia  said on May 21, 2006: Quote

    god, they are cringe-worthy! and very scary. i wonder how is it with my blog.

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  25. Gravatar Jhed  said on May 21, 2006: Quote

    Haha.

    Weird but funny keywords.
    And I agree with you dun kay David Hasselhoff! :P

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  26. Gravatar aaron  said on May 22, 2006: Quote

    >_> schoolgay

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  27. Gravatar hera  said on May 22, 2006: Quote

    that’s because your blog contains really “interesting” stuff. really interesting. haha!

    apparently you’re like magnet to those weirdos out there.

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  28. Gravatar Marz  said on May 22, 2006: Quote

    whoa, ang weird naman ng mga search terms. and these lead to you! wtf.

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  29. Gravatar Darwin  said on May 22, 2006: Quote

    Thank goodness I’m already getting pretty “wholesome” search terms lately. Hehehehe

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  30. Gravatar doorlight  said on May 23, 2006: Quote

    lol. aliw. kaya nga tinanggal ko na yan eh. ang ipinalit ko naman ay wp-stat. hehehe.

    more reliable pa ang site meter pag dating sa entry and exit links na galing sa search engines.

    anywhooooooo. got my email?

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  31. Gravatar doorlight  said on May 23, 2006: Quote

    dagdag pa ako ng keywords: pussy cat, hotdogs. hehehehe.

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  32. Gravatar //ant  said on May 24, 2006: Quote

    lol @ fat boy man boobs

    – Uh-huh. N-nice. (imagin those boos)

    hahaha

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  33. Gravatar Tuldok  said on May 25, 2006: Quote

    Haha!

    Fat. Boys. Nudist. Gay. Dose? O_O

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  34. Gravatar Talamasca  said on May 26, 2006: Quote

    I was supposed to write an entry about this. But other things came up. Hehe.

    God, your search key words are amazing! Cock, cock and more cock! LOL!

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  35. Gravatar Robbie  said on May 26, 2006: Quote

    your posts never fail to amuse me. :P

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  36. Gravatar Imee  said on May 27, 2006: Quote

    Wow. And I thought I had weird search terms leading to my site.. David Hasselhoff HAHAHA

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  37. Gravatar Xtina  said on September 28, 2006: Quote

    Hi.. I downloaded it. Now what? How? Lol. Sorry.

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  38. Gravatar David  said on November 22, 2007: Quote

    I was going to install that plugin but now I am wondering if it might be too much information for me. LOL

    David’s last blog post..Big Lake Fun With Lake Erie Fishing Charters

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