Down the Highway – An Advice Column for Emos – 2
13 Apr
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Dear DtH,
I have never been in a relationship ever. EVER!
Is it because I wear more eyeliner than them girls or that I have this thick eyeglasses than magnifies my tears 1090968x as the usual? It hurts!
The world is against me and I will cut myself tonight again but not too much so that I’ll live and people will know how sad my life is and will pity me. Aaagh… f*ck romance! *slits wrists*
Dear xxEmoBoi78xx,
You make me proud. Just keep on hating yourself, the world, and all other crap out there. If you work hard enough, they’ll pity you, I’m sure. What they’ll do with a loser like you I’m not sure. But I’m sure that you’ll get a mighty fine scar on your wrists that’ll scream “NUTCASE”. That’s gonna be a fine trophy to carry for the rest of your life.
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Dear DtH,
Why oh why is the world cruel? I mean, my girlfriend left me for another guy. It’s all her fault. She’s a liar. I mean, it’s her damn fault why I had three other girlfriends.
I know she just wants me to die, but I’ll beat her to it!
Killing me, of course.
In fact, I’ve been cutting myself all week just to prove it. Now I have to write a song to provide me an outlet for my pain!
- hurting_insyde
Dear hurting_insyde,
Have you ever considered using this to cover up your scars? It’s totally perfect. And yeah, blame everything that happens to your life on everyone else. That would be perfect, because your conscience would be clean. Wear black though. It would be the perfect indicator of your conscience’s purity.
Oh, are you crying now?
Sissy.
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View Part One Here.
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Ehehe.. ;)
I like the blame it on someone else part and this column is starting to get serious…’love it!
Emo pads to cover up scars??? Such lovely invention. Haha!
uhm, where do I order these emo pads? i’m so hurting insyde too! bleargh! ;)
Real funny, Ade! Heey~ how can I get those cute little avatars that appear whenever someone makes a comment? I WANT ONE!!! Hahaha.
Emo pads…I’ve been looking for those my entire life! Sweet!
Thanks DtH!
May emo pads na rin pala. Akala ko hanggang pagtakip lang ng mga tsikinini ang meron. hekhekhek
puro dear dth na lang entry mo nakakatuwa pa.. aside shmpre sa stalker mo ah haha…
Cutting yourself just because a girl left you is stupid.
that was good!
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they are available at your friendly sari-sari store.
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Emo Pads should pay me for advertising their stuff.
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I wonder what’ll they come up with next?
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huh?
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Exactly. That’s why I have an advice column for them emos.
Dear DtH,
I hate you for hating emo! Die! Die!
I’d love to see your wrists bleed. When you’re finally suicidal, call me I’d slash them for you!
…of course, I’m just kidding.
Sweetskittles
what’re emo pads anyway? lol
oh wait. the thing in the picture’s a guy? wtf
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oo nga noh? gay? hhahaha.
I remember my emo friend. She tried to cut her wrist too many times for me to count. Brrr, the marks, I cannot bear to look at them. Maybe I’ll suggest your site to her. Haha! :>
Emo Pads. Haha. I know some people who need that.
i should google emo pads. -_-
okay, to no avail. di ko pa rin alam ang emo pad.
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Emo pads are… just something for emos. Nothing more. :P
dth or no dth, you kinda are good in giving advices. thanks.
and yes, i was emo. and i was bleeding. ha! :]
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Get yourself an emopad! Quick!!!
this post reminds me of a batchmate in high school who used to go around telling the whole school that she slashed herself and then came to class one day with band aid on her wrists. when her friends lifted up the band aid– ngek!! wala namang sugat!?
now that is more pathetic than puny emo-ness. hehe.
That’s hilarious. Lots of people cut their wrists, even for non-emo reason. Some think it’s cool. My sister’s 16-year-old classmates do it thinking it makes them look cool and I can’t help but laugh my ass off. According to one Oprah episode (shoot me for watching it. haha), 50% of women who cut their wrists have been molested as kids. Now that doesn’t really sound cool, does it? LOL.