Archive for April 2006

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A Rapper’s worst Nightmare

What the hell is this guy thinking?![via The Man Blog Forum]

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Reese, thank you very much for the birthday card. Really appreciate it. I love you.

Tom Cruise: Impossible

Tom Cruise wants to eat his baby’s placenta. In other news: Katie Holmes wins custody of child. Also, Tom is commited to a mental asylum. [via kailkulit]

Boy, am I Fat.

This entry is part 1 of 4 in the series The Fat Chronicles

All those late-night eating binges, T-bone steaks, chocolate cakes, and bottomless bowls of pasta have finally taken their toll on my fragile (?) anatomy. I have gained weight.

If you’d tell me, “Gained weight? It’s probably just one or two pounds! Get a grip, you sissy!” you’re wrong. The other day I looked at the mirror and I saw this monstrosity staring back at me:

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