A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin

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Batman & Robin: Rawr!

Howdy, folks! As you might all know, I’m a big fan of Batman. He rocks. He kicks ass. Hence, I took it upon myself to educate the non-fans who think that Batman and Robin are having an inappropriate relationship. What the heck is wrong with you, people? BATMAN’S NOT A PEDOPHILE! And to prove it to you, I give you…

A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin

There’s no better way to start the day than
to wake up beside your young ward.
That, and a shower together.

This is quite explainable. Batman cares about Robin so much that
he doesn’t want his young ward to get hurt.
Hence the spanking.

Note the depths of Batman’s compassion. See? He REALLY cares.
(click on image to see what Batman said)

Erm, Robin…? That’s NOT red…

Go, Robin! Dive and get… Batman’s butt?

OMG!!! Batman’s been captured by the bad guys!
Waittasec… what did Batman say?
erm… need Vaseline? I hear it’s a really good… lubricant.

So THAT’s what the lubricant was for.

…and Robin thinks up of a distraction…

And Robin demonstrates another amazing use of “Butt Fu”,
a lost form of martial arts taught to him by Batman himself.
Either that or I just discovered what Robin likes most.

Hoooo-Boy! That was one action-packed battle! Go Batman! Go Robin!
…
… wait …

And this is HOW they end the day.
See? Batman’s no pedophile.

*** Images taken from superdickery.

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  • http://www.beyondeternal.com Euri

    I personally don’t think Batman is Pedophile. I think he’s Gay. *lol*

  • http://www.overpopulated.org Kxia

    Haha, I couldn't stop laughing. Astig yung comic strips.

  • http://ballsofsteel.i.ph ballsofsteel

    I wonder why Robin’s brief is scaly? Does it smell fishy too?

  • http://staticbluecreations.com/blog jong

    do you think he's a bat? a gay bat? batgay? whatever… he really doesnt know how to wear briefs properly… err maybe robin should teach him hahah…

  • http://amber.dijurido.net/ Noelle De Guzman

    Like the guy from superdickery says…

    Batman's not gay! >.

  • http://www.tabulas.com/~kinkylube kinkylube

    Brokebat Mountain, eh?

  • http://www.tabulas.com/~kinkylube kinkylube

    SMEGMA POWER!!!

  • http://www.juicelog.com Darwin

    Nasa library ako ngayon, pwede ko kayang tignan yung mga pictures. hehehe

  • http://echomixednuts.blogspot.com Mandz

    Ade, Thanks for the invitation. Appreciate it! Have a nice day!

  • http://theonehera.blogdrive.com hera

    now i'm seeing the dynamic duo in a different light. hehehe. my first laugh of the day! keep up the amusing posts, ade! :D

  • http://www.digitalscribble.net/blog Monica

    Eeew. Is it wrong to be reading all of this?!? LOL!

  • http://trina.i.ph trina

    Ade, all i can say is that i used to see batman as an alpha male.. but since knowing you, I saw him in a different light! LOL

  • http://www.thedoorlight.net Laarni

    aliw ung mga comics haha.

  • Laarni

    ^ look i typed my old URL unintentionally ^

    emo? hahaha.

  • http://ademagnaye.com ade

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    thanks! :)

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    HE'S NOT GAY!

    [Comment ID #290 Will Be Quoted Here]

    yep, robin seems to be a tad too comfortable in briefs…

    [Comment ID #291 Will Be Quoted Here]

    right on.

    [Comment ID #294 Will Be Quoted Here]

    that's ang lee's next film.

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    dude, that's too vivid a visual picture…

    [Comment ID #296 Will Be Quoted Here]

    that explains the scales & smell then.

    [Comment ID #297 Will Be Quoted Here]

    yes… look at the pictures…

    [Comment ID #300 Will Be Quoted Here]

    NP! please use the tagboard for OT posts, thanks! :)

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    i'm glad that you got a laugh out of my insanity. ;)

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    he's not a pedophile!

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    what?! he's an alpha male. he's straight, and definitely not a pedophile! really!

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    i'm obsessed with 'em!

  • http://gormless.net WiLL

    LOL! OMG! I guess Batman and Robin were presented differently because the previous artists were not really familiar with dynamic art. I can't believe they made Robin dive for butts, though. And I do agree with you that Batman is not a pedophile nor gay. Dick Grayson Robin, though, is questionable. Maybe the former artist of the comics has skeletons in his closet that it comes out in his work. Hmmm.

  • http://livejournal.com/~gmo_free alex

    haha! aliw masyado!!!!

  • http://doorlight.doyougetme.net Laarni

    i’m obsessed with ‘em!

    haha right. :p

  • http://amber.dijurido.net/ Noelle De Guzman

    I can't believe I actually understood that smegma reference. :|

  • http://misadventures.alter-egoz.net/journal Tam

    Batman is…. *toot*. Haha. They are lovers.

    Typical "superheroes" = brieves out!

  • http://www.beyondeternal.com Euri

    HE’S NOT GAY!

    That was a joke. Don't get all orked out okay?

  • http://ademagnaye.com ade

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    i'm not becoming orked out :P sinasakyan ko lang ang joke mo :P

  • http://x.kud0s.org/blog Robbie

    the one where robin had all the creamy white stuf on his face made me laugh so hard.

    damn.

  • http://ballsofsteel.i.ph Ballsofsteel

    Well at least Batman had the decency to cover his face due to the shame of running around with his undies worn outside. =Þ

  • http://projectwill.blogspot.com Will

    disturbing!! this is seriously disturbing!!

    (specially the pic with robin and stuff on his face.) hahahah :P

  • http://www.juicelog.com Darwin

    Lol, I heard somewhere too that vaseline is a good lubricant. Haven't tried though, hehehe.

  • http://ademagnaye.com ade

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    Yep, those are unintentional. That's what makes it funny! :)

    [Comment ID #314 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Erm… no comment.

    [Comment ID #315 Will Be Quoted Here]

    What about Spider-Man?

    [Comment ID #320 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Scary, I know.

    [Comment ID #322 Will Be Quoted Here]

    really now?

  • http://girlintrouble.blogspot.com franz

    batman nanaman. -.-

    ayos ba comment ko? :lol:

  • http://prolifik.iconrate.net/blog/ Jaypee

    HAHAHA..this reminds me of Maritess vs. the Superfriends..

    Maritess: "Batman I think he's gay, I think he's bakla. Always hanging around with that boy Robin."

  • http://www.girlaloo.net aisha

    well…

    who wouldn't like batman and robin anyways huh hehe

  • http://ademagnaye.com ade

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    It’s scary as well. hahaha.

    [Comment ID #325 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Good point man!

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    TSE.

    [Comment ID #329 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Hahahaha! Oo nga no!

    [Comment ID #330 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Yep.

  • http://jhay.lsjp.org jhay

    hahaha! asteeg!!!

  • http://fatfingur.wordpress.com fatfingur

    hahaha. the comic strips are really funny but hey, don’t diss my favorite character batman…

  • blahblah

    ultimate proof that batman’s gay:
    robin!

  • Nelluca

    Robin is just a kid.

    I don't think Batman is gay, I see him like a daddy's Robin

    The CB times were a old ones.