I Love Pasta. But not that much.
20 Mar
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I love pasta. Me and my girlfriend make it a point to always eat at Pizza Hut Bistro because we just plain love pasta.
I especially love it when pasta is served plain, without Banana Catsup, hotdogs and stuff.
So imagine my surprise when I found out that an entire religion is dedicated to worshipping pasta.
OMFG. (Oh My Fettucine God)
This religion, in my opinion, is totally absurd and out there. Naturally, I decided to check it out.
Accordng to the Pastafarians, the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster ("Him") who started creation with a mountain, some trees, and a “midgit”.
And the Flying Spaghetti Monster is pleased by acts of piracy and smuggling, so dressing up like a pirate is encouraged (You may snort cola out of your nose now).
I imagine, is there a Pastafarianism chapter here? I would love to attend one of their worship meetings. We’d genuflect and stuff.
According to this Uncyclopedia page, the genuflection is done in these easy steps:
- Bow the head
- Close the eyes
- Place the palms of the hands firmly over the ears.
- Sing "Lalalalalalalala!" in loud monotone until hoarse.
Maybe I’d see a real-life pirate there at one of those meetings. Maybe I could even meet Maddox. We’ll all scream "Walk the plank, yer scurvy buccaneers!" We’d watch Pirates of the Carribean and laugh at how worthless Orlando Bloom’s character is. We’d eat loads and loads of spaghetti. We’d sail the high seas, do some serious pillaging, and go to Tahiti and enjoy our riches. We’d bury some treasure. We won’t take a bath for weeks. We’re gonna sing that annoying song from Peter Pan. We’d-
Erm… Never mind.
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Cool. Wonder if there’s an instant noodle sect too. Hmmm…
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Bagong look ah. ;) I love how the quote looked so cute. :)
Flying spaghetti montser? Sounds yummy. :D
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Maybe its time we found the church of instant pancit canton too! We’ll call it the ministry of IPC.
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Puts a whole new spin to people who’ve lost their noodle.
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OMFG!!! bwahahahah… Worshipping a pasta God is even more absurd than doing art out of tampons. Things are getting WORSEr and WORSEr.
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Wow, praise pasta! A branch of Paganism, I suppose?
Yeah, how about a church of pancit canton. I love pancit canton.
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The meatballs look like… erm… scrotum….
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I didn’t stare at it that long… I swear.
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anyway… oh my fettucine god indeed.
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cool new layout! hehe..i luv pasta too but not to the extent of joining that kind of religion.
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sna meron sa mga pansit canton lovers.. particularly from lucky me hehe..
i love pasta too pero wg naman to the point na sambahin na! jojoin ka ba sa religion n yan? seriously???
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Plain pasta with cheese.. yummy! Let me know when you discover the Pastafarianism worship meeting.. I’ll be joining too.. perhaps.
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Actually it’s not really a real religion, it’s more of a parody or a critique of religion and intelligent design. Can of worms, man. Can of worms.
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masarap lang kainin ang pasta ,,,pero ang i-worship?? tsk tsk tsk tsk!!
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rob will be the Instant pancit canton monster. haha
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You’re definitely gonna be the first recruit. :P
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Thanks! Meatballs? :P
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You do that, dude.
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Ditto!
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The internet makes a great place for absurd concepts, noh?
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Nope, it’s just a parody religion. But I’ve heard that some of its members take it quite seriously…
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You have the hots for the Flying Spaghetti Monster?!
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It’s actually scary once you realize that there are people with too much time on their hands and create these really absurd religions. :(
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Read the title of my post: “I Love Pasta. But not that much.”. :P
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Not you too!
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I know it’s a parody. ;) In fact, I linked the Wikipedia article there to infom my readers. I didn’t put the info on the entry because it’ll detract from the humor. :P hope that makes it clear.
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tsk tsk tsk talaga.
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[Comment ID #469 Will Be Quoted Here]
you make the gospel.
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hahaha! just funny and weird! a religion based on pasta, I wonder if the upcoming IPC will allow same sex marriages considering the photo of the gay pirate above, huhahahaha
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I knew you were kidding. Earlier comments were just a bit eager about the FSM, though. :)
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Hmm, new layout. Cleaner than the previous one (IMHO). ;)
On the otherhand, I hate pasta. Sue me a million times. So, I’ll definitely not gonna convert to their heathen religion. :p
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Thanks for your comment/advice (for my problem here) ha! Actually, I admit naman na I was wrong:
Pero thanks talaga! All I can say is we (me and McDo) will try to save our friendship.
EDIT: Comment moderated for clarity
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erm. hehe. just don’t expect pancit canton-esque tentacles to spurt from my body or something. ;P
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That pirate turned me off Pastafarianism forever.
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Hehehehehe!
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No meatballs too?
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ngee! talaga? me religion? haneppp!
ahaha! pati pala noodles at pasta sinasamba! nyekk!
have aniceday
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aus!
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You just gave me an idea. I’m gonna create my own Kinilaw-Na-Bariles cult as well. In our mass, we’ll have the “body eating and blood drinking of our god” portion too. The body is of course the kinilaw; the blood, beer.
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i definitely dig your stuff, you noisy noisy man. :]
i think the whole scheme is absurd. but hey, many religions are. plus, it’s kinda funky to hail The Pasta. especially when you’re hungry. :]
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haha kadiiri talaga yong meatballs. hehe
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Nice new look. Very clean. About the pasta, it’s my feel-good food. Always picks me up when I’m down. :)
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different religions are one of my major interests. i’ve been different temples like buddhist, muslim, and attended masses in sikhism, anglican and iglesia ni cristo. it fascinates me how different religions view one god.
anyway. my comment’s too serious pala.
if ever there is a small community of pastafarianists here in our country, i’d certainly be in their evangelism dept. first to recruit– the people from lucky me. :D
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I worship the sun god Ramen myself. ;)
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oo naman noh! wahahahaha!
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Another new religion?!
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Thanks for dropping by! :)
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Sinabi mo pa!
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That’s why people are worshipping it.
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Do you know how to contact them?
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May the Great Pancit Canton and the Lesser Great Yakisoba bless you.
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Hahaha. Super LOL. I think these Pastafarian people are all fat and fugly. Hello? A whole lotta carbs for them! They’re out of their freaking minds.
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No, they’re not.
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hmmmm pastafarians…
try changing the first letter to R then go get some ganja hahaha :p
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Change is good if your changin for good, which i your case you did. Have a nice day!
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I’m a pasta lover. OMFG!!! I’m a pastafarians. At last, I’m belonged.
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Haha! I found out about the Church of the FSM some months ago. And it’s even in my Literature Scrapbook that I submitted a few weeks ago. xD
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