A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin

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Batman & Robin: Rawr!

Howdy, folks! As you might all know, I’m a big fan of Batman. He rocks. He kicks ass. Hence, I took it upon myself to educate the non-fans who think that Batman and Robin are having an inappropriate relationship. What the heck is wrong with you, people? BATMAN’S NOT A PEDOPHILE! And to prove it to you, I give you…

A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin

There’s no better way to start the day than
to wake up beside your young ward.
That, and a shower together.

This is quite explainable. Batman cares about Robin so much that
he doesn’t want his young ward to get hurt.
Hence the spanking.

Note the depths of Batman’s compassion. See? He REALLY cares.
(click on image to see what Batman said)

Erm, Robin…? That’s NOT red…

Go, Robin! Dive and get… Batman’s butt?

OMG!!! Batman’s been captured by the bad guys!
Waittasec… what did Batman say?
erm… need Vaseline? I hear it’s a really good… lubricant.

So THAT’s what the lubricant was for.

…and Robin thinks up of a distraction…

And Robin demonstrates another amazing use of “Butt Fu”,
a lost form of martial arts taught to him by Batman himself.
Either that or I just discovered what Robin likes most.

Hoooo-Boy! That was one action-packed battle! Go Batman! Go Robin!
…
… wait …

And this is HOW they end the day.
See? Batman’s no pedophile.

This is already part four of a series that I started over at my old blog.

*** Images taken from superdickery.

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44 Responses to “A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin”

  1. Kxia 06. Mar, 2006 at 4:55 pm #

    Haha, I couldn’t stop laughing. Astig yung comic strips.

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  2. Euri 06. Mar, 2006 at 6:04 pm #

    I personally don’t think Batman is Pedophile. I think he’s Gay. *lol*

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  3. jong 06. Mar, 2006 at 8:57 pm #

    do you think he’s a bat? a gay bat? batgay? whatever… he really doesnt know how to wear briefs properly… err maybe robin should teach him hahah…

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  4. Noelle De Guzman 06. Mar, 2006 at 9:58 pm #

    Like the guy from superdickery says…

    Batman’s not gay! >.

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  5. kinkylube 07. Mar, 2006 at 1:50 am #

    Brokebat Mountain, eh?

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  6. ballsofsteel 07. Mar, 2006 at 2:55 am #

    I wonder why Robin’s brief is scaly? Does it smell fishy too?

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  7. kinkylube 07. Mar, 2006 at 4:51 am #

    SMEGMA POWER!!!

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  8. Darwin 07. Mar, 2006 at 10:09 am #

    Nasa library ako ngayon, pwede ko kayang tignan yung mga pictures. hehehe

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  9. Mandz 07. Mar, 2006 at 11:12 am #

    Ade, Thanks for the invitation. Appreciate it! Have a nice day!

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  10. hera 07. Mar, 2006 at 12:46 pm #

    now i’m seeing the dynamic duo in a different light. hehehe. my first laugh of the day! keep up the amusing posts, ade! :D

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  11. Monica 07. Mar, 2006 at 1:14 pm #

    Eeew. Is it wrong to be reading all of this?!? LOL!

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  12. trina 07. Mar, 2006 at 2:31 pm #

    Ade, all i can say is that i used to see batman as an alpha male.. but since knowing you, I saw him in a different light! LOL

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  13. Laarni 07. Mar, 2006 at 3:32 pm #

    aliw ung mga comics haha.

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  14. Laarni 07. Mar, 2006 at 3:42 pm #

    ^ look i typed my old URL unintentionally ^
    emo? hahaha.

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  15. ade 07. Mar, 2006 at 3:54 pm #

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    thanks! :)

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    HE’S NOT GAY!

    [Comment ID #290 Will Be Quoted Here]

    yep, robin seems to be a tad too comfortable in briefs…

    [Comment ID #291 Will Be Quoted Here]

    right on.

    [Comment ID #294 Will Be Quoted Here]

    that’s ang lee’s next film.

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    dude, that’s too vivid a visual picture…

    [Comment ID #296 Will Be Quoted Here]

    that explains the scales & smell then.

    [Comment ID #297 Will Be Quoted Here]

    yes… look at the pictures…

    [Comment ID #300 Will Be Quoted Here]

    NP! please use the tagboard for OT posts, thanks! :)

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    i’m glad that you got a laugh out of my insanity. ;)

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    he’s not a pedophile!

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    what?! he’s an alpha male. he’s straight, and definitely not a pedophile! really!

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    i’m obsessed with ‘em!

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  16. WiLL 07. Mar, 2006 at 5:13 pm #

    LOL! OMG! I guess Batman and Robin were presented differently because the previous artists were not really familiar with dynamic art. I can’t believe they made Robin dive for butts, though. And I do agree with you that Batman is not a pedophile nor gay. Dick Grayson Robin, though, is questionable. Maybe the former artist of the comics has skeletons in his closet that it comes out in his work. Hmmm.

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  17. alex 07. Mar, 2006 at 5:38 pm #

    haha! aliw masyado!!!!

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  18. Laarni 07. Mar, 2006 at 5:47 pm #

    i’m obsessed with ‘em!

    haha right. :p

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  19. Noelle De Guzman 07. Mar, 2006 at 5:49 pm #

    I can’t believe I actually understood that smegma reference. :|

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  20. Tam 07. Mar, 2006 at 8:04 pm #

    Batman is…. *toot*. Haha. They are lovers.
    Typical “superheroes” = brieves out!

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  21. Euri 08. Mar, 2006 at 1:01 pm #

    HE’S NOT GAY!

    That was a joke. Don’t get all orked out okay?

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  22. ade 08. Mar, 2006 at 1:24 pm #

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    i’m not becoming orked out :P sinasakyan ko lang ang joke mo :P

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  23. Will 08. Mar, 2006 at 4:54 pm #

    disturbing!! this is seriously disturbing!!

    (specially the pic with robin and stuff on his face.) hahahah :P

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  24. Darwin 08. Mar, 2006 at 7:07 pm #

    Lol, I heard somewhere too that vaseline is a good lubricant. Haven’t tried though, hehehe.

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  25. ade 08. Mar, 2006 at 7:24 pm #

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    Yep, those are unintentional. That’s what makes it funny! :)

    [Comment ID #314 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Erm… no comment.

    [Comment ID #315 Will Be Quoted Here]

    What about Spider-Man?

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    Scary, I know.

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    really now?

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  26. Robbie 08. Mar, 2006 at 10:49 pm #

    the one where robin had all the creamy white stuf on his face made me laugh so hard.

    damn.

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  27. Ballsofsteel 08. Mar, 2006 at 11:47 pm #

    Well at least Batman had the decency to cover his face due to the shame of running around with his undies worn outside. =Þ

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  28. franz 09. Mar, 2006 at 12:18 am #

    batman nanaman. -.-

    ayos ba comment ko? :lol:

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  29. Jaypee 09. Mar, 2006 at 4:51 am #

    HAHAHA..this reminds me of Maritess vs. the Superfriends..

    Maritess: “Batman I think he’s gay, I think he’s bakla. Always hanging around with that boy Robin.”

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  30. aisha 09. Mar, 2006 at 6:27 am #

    well…
    who wouldn’t like batman and robin anyways huh hehe

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  31. ade 09. Mar, 2006 at 6:02 pm #

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    It’s scary as well. hahaha.

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    Good point man!

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    TSE.

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    Hahahaha! Oo nga no!

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    Yep.

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  32. jhay 10. Mar, 2006 at 12:42 pm #

    hahaha! asteeg!!!

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  33. fatfingur 13. Mar, 2006 at 10:42 pm #

    hahaha. the comic strips are really funny but hey, don’t diss my favorite character batman…

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  34. blahblah 25. Mar, 2006 at 12:14 am #

    ultimate proof that batman’s gay:
    robin!

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