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Batman & Robin: Rawr!

Howdy, folks! As you might all know, I’m a big fan of Batman. He rocks. He kicks ass. Hence, I took it upon myself to educate the non-fans who think that Batman and Robin are having an inappropriate relationship. What the heck is wrong with you, people? BATMAN’S NOT A PEDOPHILE! And to prove it to you, I give you…

A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin

There’s no better way to start the day than
to wake up beside your young ward.
That, and a shower together.

This is quite explainable. Batman cares about Robin so much that
he doesn’t want his young ward to get hurt.
Hence the spanking.

Note the depths of Batman’s compassion. See? He REALLY cares.
(click on image to see what Batman said)

Erm, Robin…? That’s NOT red…

Go, Robin! Dive and get… Batman’s butt?

OMG!!! Batman’s been captured by the bad guys!
Waittasec… what did Batman say?
erm… need Vaseline? I hear it’s a really good… lubricant.

So THAT’s what the lubricant was for.

…and Robin thinks up of a distraction…

And Robin demonstrates another amazing use of “Butt Fu”,
a lost form of martial arts taught to him by Batman himself.
Either that or I just discovered what Robin likes most.

Hoooo-Boy! That was one action-packed battle! Go Batman! Go Robin!

… wait …

And this is HOW they end the day.
See? Batman’s no pedophile.

This is already part four of a series that I started over at my old blog.

*** Images taken from superdickery.

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44 comments to “A Day in the Life of Batman and Robin”

  1. Kxia says:

    Haha, I couldn’t stop laughing. Astig yung comic strips.

  2. Euri says:

    I personally don’t think Batman is Pedophile. I think he’s Gay. *lol*

  3. jong says:

    do you think he’s a bat? a gay bat? batgay? whatever… he really doesnt know how to wear briefs properly… err maybe robin should teach him hahah…

  4. Like the guy from superdickery says…

    Batman’s not gay! >.

  5. kinkylube says:

    Brokebat Mountain, eh?

  6. I wonder why Robin’s brief is scaly? Does it smell fishy too?

  7. Darwin says:

    Nasa library ako ngayon, pwede ko kayang tignan yung mga pictures. hehehe

  8. Mandz says:

    Ade, Thanks for the invitation. Appreciate it! Have a nice day!

  9. hera says:

    now i’m seeing the dynamic duo in a different light. hehehe. my first laugh of the day! keep up the amusing posts, ade! :D

  10. Monica says:

    Eeew. Is it wrong to be reading all of this?!? LOL!

  11. trina says:

    Ade, all i can say is that i used to see batman as an alpha male.. but since knowing you, I saw him in a different light! LOL

  12. Laarni says:

    aliw ung mga comics haha.

  13. Laarni says:

    ^ look i typed my old URL unintentionally ^
    emo? hahaha.

  14. ade says:

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    thanks! :)

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    HE’S NOT GAY!

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    yep, robin seems to be a tad too comfortable in briefs…

    [Comment ID #291 Will Be Quoted Here]

    right on.

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    that’s ang lee’s next film.

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    dude, that’s too vivid a visual picture…

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    that explains the scales & smell then.

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    yes… look at the pictures…

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    NP! please use the tagboard for OT posts, thanks! :)

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    i’m glad that you got a laugh out of my insanity. ;)

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    he’s not a pedophile!

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    what?! he’s an alpha male. he’s straight, and definitely not a pedophile! really!

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    i’m obsessed with ‘em!

  15. WiLL says:

    LOL! OMG! I guess Batman and Robin were presented differently because the previous artists were not really familiar with dynamic art. I can’t believe they made Robin dive for butts, though. And I do agree with you that Batman is not a pedophile nor gay. Dick Grayson Robin, though, is questionable. Maybe the former artist of the comics has skeletons in his closet that it comes out in his work. Hmmm.

  16. alex says:

    haha! aliw masyado!!!!

  17. Laarni says:

    i’m obsessed with ‘em!

    haha right. :p

  18. I can’t believe I actually understood that smegma reference. :|

  19. Tam says:

    Batman is…. *toot*. Haha. They are lovers.
    Typical “superheroes” = brieves out!

  20. Euri says:

    HE’S NOT GAY!

    That was a joke. Don’t get all orked out okay?

  21. ade says:

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    i’m not becoming orked out :P sinasakyan ko lang ang joke mo :P

  22. Will says:

    disturbing!! this is seriously disturbing!!

    (specially the pic with robin and stuff on his face.) hahahah :P

  23. Darwin says:

    Lol, I heard somewhere too that vaseline is a good lubricant. Haven’t tried though, hehehe.

  24. ade says:

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    Yep, those are unintentional. That’s what makes it funny! :)

    [Comment ID #314 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Erm… no comment.

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    What about Spider-Man?

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    Scary, I know.

    [Comment ID #322 Will Be Quoted Here]

    really now?

  25. Robbie says:

    the one where robin had all the creamy white stuf on his face made me laugh so hard.

    damn.

  26. Well at least Batman had the decency to cover his face due to the shame of running around with his undies worn outside. =Þ

  27. franz says:

    batman nanaman. -.-

    ayos ba comment ko? :lol:

  28. Jaypee says:

    HAHAHA..this reminds me of Maritess vs. the Superfriends..

    Maritess: “Batman I think he’s gay, I think he’s bakla. Always hanging around with that boy Robin.”

  29. aisha says:

    well…
    who wouldn’t like batman and robin anyways huh hehe

  30. ade says:

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    It’s scary as well. hahaha.

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    Good point man!

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    TSE.

    [Comment ID #329 Will Be Quoted Here]

    Hahahaha! Oo nga no!

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    Yep.

  31. jhay says:

    hahaha! asteeg!!!

  32. fatfingur says:

    hahaha. the comic strips are really funny but hey, don’t diss my favorite character batman…

  33. blahblah says:

    ultimate proof that batman’s gay:
    robin!

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