Surviving an Aircon Breakdown

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You may have stumbled upon this page in desperation. You may miss your aircon badly. Your relationship with your aircon may be deteriorating already. Or your aircon had just broken down and you are lonely.

Either way, I am here to give you advice.


Because it’s too hot to erase the watermarks

Aircons are not forever. This is the first thing you should know when starting on a relationship. Aircons are, contrary to popular belief, not very good at relationships. They lack commitment. They don’t give gifts.They forget dates. They pick their noses in public. And they bail out at the last minute.

And by “bailing out” I mean “conking out in the middle of summer when you need it the most”. It sucks, I know. But aircons are like that.

And you are NOT a loser! Aircons are unable to handle commitments. It is not your fault. It is the aircon’s.

Don’t be a pathetic whining loser, dammit! If I ever hear you becoming emo, I’m gonna send Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick your spleen into the fourth dimension before you can say “Simple Plan”.


An unfortunate effect of too much heat

Be a man! It’s just heat! It may be sweltering, but… you can take it, I’m sure.

Anyway, you have a bounceback option. It’s called “electric fan”.

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17 Comments

  1. Posted February 27, 2006 at 10:30 pm | Permalink

    For your A/C to last long, you should clean it on a regular basis unless of course, it’s a decade old already in which case, you really need to replace it. Meantime, as you said, you can always depend on electric fans. :D

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  2. Posted February 27, 2006 at 11:47 pm | Permalink

    I’ll die in too much heat so maybe, I’ll die without it. :P

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  3. Posted February 28, 2006 at 3:26 am | Permalink

    i can live without aircon in the house. but if you tell me to go to manila and travel on a vehicle w/o aircon and with all that traffic? no way! hehehe :P

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  4. Posted February 28, 2006 at 6:55 am | Permalink

    Ah, we have a “built-in” aircon in my city. Haha.

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  5. Posted February 28, 2006 at 8:48 am | Permalink

    Oh that’s definitely an advance tip for me, since summer here is coming soon.

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  6. Posted February 28, 2006 at 8:52 am | Permalink

    I don’t need airconditioners anymore, I alone am cool (literally). And I don’t sweat easily. hihihi

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  7. Posted February 28, 2006 at 2:30 pm | Permalink

    Where I live we get really HOT summers and really COLD winters. Either way my heating and aircon bills are always high. On hot days I try to stay cool by stuffing ice in my clothes. It doesn’t work very well because people stare after the ice melts…hehe.

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  8. Posted February 28, 2006 at 3:50 pm | Permalink

    ade, you cut me deep. i’m one of those “pathetic whining loser” when frikkin’ air cons break down. ;)

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  9. Posted February 28, 2006 at 6:17 pm | Permalink

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    Chuck Norris, attack!

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    don’t put the ice somewhere… interesting. please.

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    that’s because UST has the most number of aircons in a campus. (not really, i’m just trying to be snarky)

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    I’m flatttered to have influenced you.

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    elaborate please.

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    my point exactly! ;)

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    lol!

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    bounceback! waaaa!

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  10. Posted February 28, 2006 at 7:41 pm | Permalink

    elaborate please

    Bundok amin kaya no need for aircons or electic fans. ;)

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  11. Posted March 1, 2006 at 8:51 am | Permalink

    i don’t need it ‘cas i need sweat. lots of sweat. sweat is sexy and why they effin’ lord my site is down? hehehe.

    matutulog na nga ako. :P

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  12. Posted March 1, 2006 at 11:59 am | Permalink

    one way i cool down is i wet a towel and put it on my head like a turban. hehehehee

    or just hop in a car and use that aircon. heaps of people sleep in the car! :P

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  13. Posted March 2, 2006 at 8:04 am | Permalink

    It’s getting hot and it means that summer is getting near!!! I wonder where will everyone go this summer. hehehe

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  14. Posted March 2, 2006 at 9:54 am | Permalink

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    er… u need some sleep. and your BF. hehehehe. :)

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    would love to, but gas prices are impossible already. :)

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    i’m gonna be staying in the office. :( aircon dito eh (yes, naayos na siya)

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  15. Posted March 4, 2006 at 2:54 pm | Permalink

    thank God im in baguio!!

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  16. Posted March 6, 2006 at 4:19 pm | Permalink

    just last saturday i was at the office and the aircon is turned off
    power saving shit and everything lol
    it’s like having a free steam bath lol

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  17. abbee
    Posted February 27, 2008 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    LOL yeah I’m an idiot who’s emotionally dependent on a split-type a/c unit. Despite my a/c breaking down on every now & then, with a broken remote control device to boot, I still worship it to bits.

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