Dear Stalker,
It’s been three days since you started to call me up. I know it must be cute for you to call me up three times in a row when I’m working and twice when I’m in the shower. And you probably think it’s cute to just shut up and giggle like a schoolgirl when I ask who the hell are you. But that time you called me up at 3:30 am when I was dead tired was too much.
Problem is, I don’t think we’ll work out. I don’t know who you are, what you do, what you look like, or even if you really are a girl. I don’t know anything about you, except your number that makes me groan in agony when I see it flashing on my cellphone screen. You could at least text me and say “Can we be TEXMET?” so I could text you back a big fat no. But no, you keep calling me, keep annoying me, and keep on giggling like a schoolgirl on crack.
I’m sorry, we can’t be together. We are just too different. I don’t waste my time calling up people at random and subsequently stalking them. I waste my time stalking people at random over the blogosphere. Yes, I also giggle like a schoolgirl when I stalk people, but that’s different.
Besides, I. Have. A. Girlfriend. I am NOT interested in somebody else. It is a law of nature that committed guys are genetically unable to have crushes on another girl (Especially Jessica Alba), so I cannot, by any law of nature, like you.
So I hope you understand, and please stop calling me. If you want somebody to stalk, I can give you the number of my good friend Roel who has been complaining of a dry spell these last three months.
Ade
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pwede ka ng ihilera sa mga artistang me stalker nyan!!! yari ka!! wawa!!!!
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Erww.. stalker.. that must be disturbing and scarry.
btw ever wonder if the stalker will be reading this post?
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Hindi naman ako artista noh! :-P
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I don’t even know if my stalker knows the meaning of “blog”. :)
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wow! ur girl is so fortunate to have yah! rock on.
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lol! natawa ko sa reply mo :) di kasi nakikita ko sa palabas laging nilalamas yung mga rekado :) bago iluto tapos sa translation sa english nga sabi lagi mo isipin na habang niluluto mo yung pagkain imaginin mo na ngingit sa sarap yung kakain,medyo sexual ba ang dating? di ko naisip yun plamis :)(pero di dapat ako magpaliwanang DI DAPAT! LOL!)
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ewww stalkers. i don’t give a shit about them. i ignore them. lol.
btw, to calm you down follow this linkage:
http://francismagalona.multiply.com/journal/item/85
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“P.S. Go to hell.”
Yeah! That’s the way to do it!
Buti nalang wala akong stalker (as if naman may magtatangka.. haha!)
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Eurgh. Mga papansin talaga. Maybe you should change your number. :)
My ex experienced something similar, but it’s even more freakish. There was this girl who’d call him in the middle of the night… and… moan into the reciever. Freaky.
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wahahah! sorry ngyn lng ako nakabalik dito.. di ko tuloy nalaman to agad..anyways.. d ko matandaan kung nakwento ko na syo na nagkaron rin ako ng stalker sa text.. waaaaaaaa. oo. at nagpalit ako ng number.. no choice e.. buti na lang college pa ko nun.. ok lang papalit palit ng number.. hehe.. teka ala bang clue kung sino yan.. baka nagandahan sa boses mo.. akala pogi ka.. =)) ahehe.. joke lang po.. alam ko annoyed ka.. yaan mo magsasawa rin yan.. un lng. ignore mo nlng kng ayaw mo palitan number mo.. :P
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I always “forward” my in coming calls before I retire at night and check it in the morning. And it helps.
As to your stalker…she’s totally “ignorant”. That’s my word for HIM/HER!
Have a nice day BTW!
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you think your stalker knows about your blog? do you have any idea how the stalker got your number? iba talaga pag sikat, may stalker. hehe :D
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so feeling pop ka pala dahil may stalker ka haha..
helo wg m n sagutin kasi noh everytime maki2ta mo # nia sa screen..
dont entertain her..or him?! haha,, anu b yan bading!? may tama ata sayo hehe,,,oh well, i know how it feels pg may stalker haha.. feeling daw ako!!!
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naks sikat!!!
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lols. it could be possible that your stalker is somebody you know. or if you’re willing, just change your number…and hope that she doesn’t get hold of your new #…gud luck!
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Hehehe, big time ka na pala ngayon ade ha, ini-stalk-an ka nalang. :D San nga pala nakadisplay yung numero mo, parang wala naman eh.
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Not really, posts like this make her cringe in agony. lol.
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Francis M rocks!:)
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hehehe… kala ko rin naman walang tatangka sa akin na mag-stalk eh… :)
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that. is. screwed.
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d mo pa nakwento sa akin yan ah! details please!
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my thoughts exactly. thanks :)
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nope, s/he doesn’t know about this. i think s/he just dialed a number at random and stalked the owner (me) like hell.
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sino naman ang mags-stalk sayo?!
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nyark! d noh!
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i’m not gonna change my #… hindi naman nakakatakot eh… annoying lang. ;)
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hindi naka-display sa site, nahulaan lang niya (ata) ang # ko. :)
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Naks, artista na ata, may stalker na. ;)
Anyways, you could just reject her calls. That’s what I did when this happened to me last year. Or you could answer the call then put the phone near a radio or a tv then pump the volume up or something.
The more you answer her calls the more she’s gonna keep on calling you.
Just be careful though, she might be a real psycho or something.
The best of luck!
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Stalkers are fine as long as they are less annoying as yours. *lol* And your letter - it’s pretty well said.
LMAO!
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wow! artistang artista ah! pumunta ka sa telecommunication co. kung san naka list yong fon no. nya, file a complaint or get a harassment restraining order.
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oi, may admirer/stalker siya… ;-)
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Nice tips. Will do that to the NEXT stalker. I just found out that screaming “DON’T CALL ME AGAIN!” would suffice. lol.:)
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Some people get murderous stalkers. I get the annoying ones.
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lovely.
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not any more. lol.:)
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What if it was Jessica Alba stalking you?
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i feel sorry for you. it’s like the popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. no matter how much you try to take it out using your tongue, you know deep inside that you’ll need help, in one form or another. anyway, just returning the favor. cool site. I would like to put a link to your site from my links page, if you don’t mind. good luck on whatever you decide to do with this stalker thingy.
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wow may stalker ka ade! hahaha!
before someone proposed to me over the tag-board, geez… such a loser hahaha
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ade,
im sorry. i never realized you will react to my calls this way. i never intended to giggle like a schoolgirl. a schoolgay perhaps, but not a schoolgirl. hahahahaha. anyway, you should have caller id installed para ikaw naman ang mang stalk sa kanya. gantihan baga. saka serious may gf ka na? baka naman sya yun tinetesting ka lang. :-P
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Yikeee. Sikat! Congratulations. XP
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May I volunteer my number too? :)
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@ ade:
Not really, posts like this make her cringe in agony. lol.
….which reminds me of my past relationship! haha. how cute.
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Let’s not get hypothetical here. LOL.
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’tis over man, thanks. :)
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that is priceless!
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yes, i have a GF and i know that she doesn’t test me that way. ;)
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nyerk!
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be my guest.
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lol. :)
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naks! mas sikat ka pala eh!
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hahahaha :D grabe ade is she still stalking you? :p
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not any more. the last time he/she/it called i screamed “DON’T CALL ME ANYMORE!” at my cellphone. that stopped the giggling from hell. :)
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ahehehe
wag ka daw kasi masyado enticing para nde mo naaantig ang insecurities and innate craziness ng ibang tao :D
(swerte ka pa nga eh…ako, may time i couldn’t use my cellphone anymore, and i kept getting bombarded by curses and testimonials of how great a whore I was even if i haven’t slept yet with even a third of the entire male population in manila… so kaka!)
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Ade answered the stalker calls because, um, he wanted the stalker to incur phone charges? >:D
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This is so funny! Know why? It’s because I can relate to yah..haha Don’t worry too much. Ciao!
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answer the phone and tell her that go get a life!
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At least you only have one stalker! I’ve 3 and I know exactly how you feel… :-)
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I know what u mean by being stalked. I have a stalker as well and have NO clue who this person could be. I like your letter and i just gave me an idea that might help me identify who this pycho is that has been stalking me for 3 yrs now.. Thanks ..
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