After seriously causing the end of my social life the other day I looked back on my life and I realized that I am an expert on making myself look like a fool in public. Especially in front of the opposite sex. I have a girlfriend already, but remembering my klutziness I sought to see if there was a way to help the other socially-impared klutzes out there. Guess what I found out.
David Hasselhoff is an expert on being manly. And manliness is the ultimate thing to attracting girls. The internet has a treasure trove of images that will just prove how manly he is, and I hope you all pick up a thing or two about being manly from these pictures.
Hump a Giant Pepsi Bottle
Because nothing would get a woman’s heart racing faster than humping a giant Pepsi Bottle ala-Elvis.
Sing. Dance.
I cannot add anything more to this to make it more ridiculous.
Rape Puppies
Look at his eyes. Those eyes say “I’m raping puppies. You’re next!”
When you go home at night, strip naked, and put an ugly wrinkled puppy on your crotch. Yep, girls will salivate over you.
Use “Hoff Soap”
I guess you need no explanation on this one. Just get some hoff soap, rub it all over your face, and you’ll be irresistible to girls.
It’s the pheromones, baby.
Self-Hypnosis
Maybe it’s all too complicated for you, so I’m giving you a little bonus: below is a self-hypnosis guide. I assure you you’ll be feeling mightily manly afterwards.
1. Stare at picture
2. Be overwhelmed by The Hoff
3. Be manly!
Just follow these simple steps and you’ll be on your way to become Cassanova. Enjoy Valentine’s Day with your newfound manliness!
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hahahahaha :D
manliness in pictures :p
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Ndi ko alam yung Hoff Soap! ROFLMAO!!!~
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what da? ehehhehe. don’t look at them, Darwin. :D
hey Ade. Happy vday!! *blushes*
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pucha, tol. inuuto mo lang yata kami jan sa antispam mo eh. hehehe. after reading your david hasselhoff blog, it inspired me to go ahead and write my highschool memories thingy. (Who would ever forget his knight rider stint.)
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OMG OMG, I wasn’t warned earlier of probable seizures. Lol, pictures get more intense as the end gets near.
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Very interesting entry, I suddenly remembered the David Hasselhoff joke made in Ben Stiller’ movie “Dodgeball”. :D
PS
ang kulit ng anti-spam mo, asteeg!
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hahahaha!
my god! that hypnotising image has messed with my mind.
i now have this sudden urge to watch Baywatch.
Great site!! :P
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The sad thing it, I used to have a childhood crush on David Hasselhoff during his Knightrider days! If you want to be like him, you should definitely skip the whole taking naked pictures with dogs! LOL
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I used to watch Knight Rider when I was in kinder. argh.
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Thanks for the visit!:)
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Did you feel manlier afterwards?
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Teh Hoff Soap is the epitome of his manliness.
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Totoo ang anti-spam ko. =P
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wahahaha! pero nong kasikatan ni knight rider, grabe! nababaliw nga mga girls sa kanya .
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oh i just know now that he endorsed PEPSI huh? was that old? coz i had a project before…and i had to know all the pepsi celebrities endorsers INTERNATIONAL like Britney Spears, Spice Girls, Michael and Janet Jackson, Ricky Martin, F4, Beyonce, Pink, Enrique Iglesias, Shakira…. and the list goes on…
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ang cute ng hoff soap. ;-)
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Favorite ko rin yung Knightrider nung bata ako. Buti na lang hindi ako naging bading.
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Holy freakin WOW! Im now a hasselhoffian! So good to be a convert!
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David Hasselhoff is the AntiChrist! Still, if you want to be teh manly, have a HasselhOverload.
:p
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Ahhhh, its so wonderfull that you included the puppy picture. Now you have to add the new song that just came out. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3382491587979249836
That will complete the lesson on cool.
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What the cuff? That is hilarious!!! Darn David Hasselhoff. If all men were like him, I think I’ll just die single. Hahaha
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I had no idea there was so much to learn from Knight Rider!
Awesome. Simply awesome.
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