How to be a Smooth Operator

13 Feb

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I was on my way home from work the other day when I saw Gen, a former college classmate of mine. She was one of my closest classmates so naturally I was excited to see her. I was waving and smiling like crazy at her, but she acted like she never even noticed me.

I was wondering why she was ignoring me. I mean, we never had a fight or anything. So I called out her name.

“GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!”

It was when I realized that the person I was waving and smiling and screaming at wasn’t my friend.

I screamed. At Mega Mall. In the middle of a crowd. And was ignored.

To make matters worse, there was another girl in the crowd named “Gen”. She looked at me like I was some kind of freak. Well, that was before she and her whole barkada burst out laughing. At me.

Nice going, Ade. Reeeeal smooth.

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20 Responses to “How to be a Smooth Operator”

  1. Laarni 13. Feb, 2006 at 1:14 pm #

    this made my day. sweet.

  2. aby 13. Feb, 2006 at 1:27 pm #

    haha. funny!

  3. Darwin 13. Feb, 2006 at 1:33 pm #

    Lol, bat nga pala kasi pinagpipilitan mong sya si Gen, di ka na nga nya pinapansin. Yan tuloy hehehe

  4. ade 13. Feb, 2006 at 1:49 pm #

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    kamukha talaga eh!:P

  5. rose 13. Feb, 2006 at 3:21 pm #

    wakkekeke!

    dotn worry di ka nagiisa … ako idn minsan ganyan.. hek hek!

    happy valentines day din sayo!
    TC

  6. sarah 13. Feb, 2006 at 9:42 pm #

    omg.. haha.. lol.

    hallucinating? stress??

  7. jong 14. Feb, 2006 at 1:34 am #

    nice! haha

  8. Mandz 14. Feb, 2006 at 2:24 am #

    When I was in Israel, someone was shouting “GADI” behind me. As I continued walking, the voice were getting closer until suddenly, a wonderful Israeli lady tapped my right shoulder. When I turned around her, she abruptly said sorry I made a mistake. She hugged me and ran away. *sigh*

  9. sarah 14. Feb, 2006 at 3:07 am #

    lolz…i think ure losing too much sleep ^_^

  10. Darwin 14. Feb, 2006 at 10:13 am #

    Anghirap naman magcomment dito may tremblingvalenceekek pa hehehe. ganun pa man magcocomment parin ako at babati ng Happy Valentines Day!!!

  11. Monica 14. Feb, 2006 at 10:28 am #

    Haha! That’s happened to me before…not as embarassing as your story though. Just kidding! :)

  12. nadine 14. Feb, 2006 at 11:02 am #

    happened to me once. I even touched the person as if we were super close. hehe…

  13. dax 14. Feb, 2006 at 3:54 pm #

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    I’m worst dear!! i covered his eyes with my hands!! imagine his shock and my embarrasment when he pulled my hands away and we realize we don’t know each other!! yieks!

  14. ade 14. Feb, 2006 at 4:17 pm #

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    HUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!

  15. Will 14. Feb, 2006 at 10:49 pm #

    dapat mabalis sa ‘recovery line’ dapat sinigaw mo agad
    ”..TELMAN and LADIESS… I HOPE YOU”RE ALL HAVING A GREAT DAY!! MABUHAY!!” hehehe :P

  16. fLofLo 15. Feb, 2006 at 1:40 pm #

    wahaha… embarrassing! :P
    i love these kinds of stories weheehe…

  17. Dan 19. Feb, 2006 at 11:21 pm #

    That’s hilarious! I’ve had my fair share of that. I was walking once, on my way to a friend’s place, and about 50 meters away, I saw two people outside and thought they were my friends too so I excitedly waved at them. They looked at me, then to each other, laughed and finally turned their backs on me. I was puzzled until I got closer. They weren’t my friends at all, just random strangers! I was so embarrassed that I didn’t look at them again and went inside my friend’s house immediately.

  18. Gina 19. Mar, 2006 at 1:09 am #

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    ha ha

  19. Gina 19. Mar, 2006 at 1:10 am #

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    ha ha

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