Noisy, Noisy Man

You may have stumbled upon this page in desperation. You may miss your aircon badly. Your relationship with your aircon may be deteriorating already. Or your aircon had just broken down and you are lonely.

Either way, I am here to give you advice.

Because it’s too hot to erase the watermarks

Aircons are not forever. This is the first thing you should know when starting on a relationship. Aircons are, contrary to popular belief, not very good at relationships. They lack commitment. They don’t give gifts.They forget dates. They pick their noses in public. And they bail out at the last minute.

And by “bailing out” I mean “conking out in the middle of summer when you need it the most”. It sucks, I know. But aircons are like that.

And you are NOT a loser! Aircons are unable to handle commitments. It is not your fault. It is the aircon’s.

Don’t be a pathetic whining loser, dammit! If I ever hear you becoming emo, I’m gonna send Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick your spleen into the fourth dimension before you can say “Simple Plan”.

An unfortunate effect of too much heat

Be a man! It’s just heat! It may be sweltering, but… you can take it, I’m sure.

Anyway, you have a bounceback option. It’s called “electric fan”.

You know very well that I don’t do serious posts, but this is an inappropriate time for humor. Your daily dose of retard will resume when the retardness crisis is over.

I woke up this morning to the sound of my phone ringing. It was my girlfriend, sounding very worried.

“Ade,” she said, “please take care. There’s a coup attempt going on.”

As my girlfriend stays in a dorm along school, I advised her to go home to Tarlac right away.

I went to work as usual (I go to work along Ortigas), and I could see the beginnings of a rally going on. Oh well, when you work along EDSA, you have to be used to the endless rallies that just come out of nowhere.

But nothing prepared me for what happened next.

Since I don’t have the patience and time to do a liveblog about the crisis/coup, I will direct you to an excellent liveblog by La Vida Lawyer.

Ok. It’s chaotic outside, I’m smack in the middle of EDSA, and I don’t know how I’ll get home.

I’m just glad my girlfriend is safe at home.

I know some people can be fanatical about their faith, but I think this is too much.